Wrong number Avenger/Loki and Peter.

Chapter 1: Peter🚍 & Mr. Snake🐍...

Song for this chapter- Dermot Kennedy: All my friends.

Loki's POV:

I just got a new phone since my last one was broken thanks to my oaf of a brother Thor. It's been 2 years since Asgard was destroyed. I was forgiven by the Avengers.

Now, my brother and I live in the tower. I'm dating the Black Widow. Everyone thinks were a dangerous couple. I am starting to get bored, so I pull out my phone and text my brother.

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Loki:

Brother!

Brother answer me!

Brother I'm bored.

???:

I'm sorry.

But I ain't your brother.

I think you have the wrong number.

Loki:

Sorry mortal for texting you.

???:

Oof, how do you know if I am a mortal or not?

Are you a stalker?

A paedophile?

Loki:

...

No. I am none of those things.

Puny mortal.

???:

Now that's just rood.

I have you know,

Mr. Stranger danger person, potentially a paedophile sir.

I ain't a puny thing I'm scary.

(At this Loki was smiling at his phone this mortal was fascinating. "Friday, would you be able to get some information on this phone number." I asked the Al "Of course Reindeer games." Friday said. Loki rolled his eyes at this. And waited for the information when he got it he smirked.)

Loki:

So, young child.

Shouldn't you be in school?

And not on your phone.

???:

😲

Omg! You are a pedophile!

Or are you a stalker?

How do you know I'm supposed to in school?

Loki:

I had to make sure you weren't a threat.

To me or my brothers friends.

???:

And am I a threat?

Loki:

No,

Your 15, your name is Peter Benjamin Parker.

You live in Queens with your Aunt.

You're a straight A student you go to Midtown high.

???:

HOLY FUCK!

That's creepy.

So, who are you?

Loki:

I cannot tell you that.

But you can call me,

Snake.

???:

Okay....

Mr or Ms?

Loki:

Mr...? Why?

???:

Okay, Mr. Snake.

I have to go now my aunt just got home.

Loki:

Okay, but shouldn't you be at school?

Bye Peter.

*Loki has changed??? To Peter🚍. And Peter has changed??? To Mr. Snake🐍.*

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After I finished texting Peter. I asked Friday where Thor was and she told me, so I made my way to the common room to see everyone sitting around. I walked up to Natasha and kissed her before sitting down next to her.

We ended up watching a movie. When my phone went off. I looked down to see it's from Peter I opened up my phone and read the message.

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Peter🚍:

Ned! Ned!

Please I need your help!

I need a place to stay for tonight.

Mr. Snake🐍:

Peter?

Are you okay?

This isn't Ned.

Peter🚍:

I'm so sorry Mr. Snake.

I thought this was Ned sorry for bothering you.

(Peter was sitting in an alleyway whimpering while blood was coming out of his knife wound. He needed Ned's help. He grabbed out his phone and quickly pressed the contact that he thought was Ned's.)

Mr. Snake🐍:

Peter are you okay?

What's going on?

Why do you need a place to stay?

Peter🚍:

Don't worry Mr. Snake.

It's just my Aunt went to work for night shift.

And she didn't want me to stay home by myself.

(Peter felt bad for lying May didn't care about him. She thought he was just a burden to this earth. But nobody knew what happened behind closed doors. Peter quickly texted Ned while texting Mr. Snake. Ned told him to come over before he bleed out. So, he got up and started swinging to Ned's house.)

Mr. Snake🐍:

Peter?

Have you texted Ned yet?

Peter🚍:

Yep.

I'm on my way now.

Sorry for bothering you Mr. Snake.

Gn.

Mr. Snake🐍:

Gn. Peter.

Stay safe.

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Loki didn't know why but he was starting to get attached to Peter quiet quickly. Once he put his phone away he continued watching TV. Not realizing a certain bird and widow was watching him text and frown at his phone with concern.