my mom still hadn't came home and bam had been basically living with me.
he had brought his play station to my house and everything.
currently he was in the living room playing it while i was in my room watching "The originals" on netflix.
i didn't want to pause my good ass show just yet but i had got the perfect idea to prank bam because why not?
getting up to make sure he was still on the game, i snuck down the hallway and peeked into the living room to see him sitting on the couch playing 2k with his back facing me
sneaking back to my room i decided to do the "sneaking out" prank
getting out a revealing ass dress that i know he wouldn't let me wear even if i WAS going somewhere, i put it on along with some random heels
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remembering that i needed to set my phone up somewhere in the kitchen so that you could see the front door and the whole living room area, i took my heels off and snuck BACK down the hallway n set it up on the counter top
going back to my room, i put my heels back on, sprayed myself w perfume, grabbed my purse and walked out the room.
i tiptoed down the hallway and snuck past him
"wtf is you doing bitch!?" he yelled
whatdidhesaaaaay
stopping and turning around w my face scrunched up, i seen he had his headset on and was talking into the mic
ohhhokaaayyyy
realizing that he wasn't gone hear me unless i wanted to be heard, i "accidentally" bumped into the door while openin it
"bae" i heard him say
finally. (in my santana voice) 🤣
making the "yikes" face, i turned around
"huh?" i asked
watching him eye my outfit, he took his headset off and put the controller down.
aw shit..
"what is you doing and why tf you got that sht on??"
"i'm finna go to the corner store bae" i said looking confused
"with that on?" he said , not believing sht i said
"yeah?" i said still confused
"man don't play wit me. go take that sht off n lay yo bald headed ass down" he told me
"bae im finna go to the store i'll be back" i told him.
"bruh like foreal stop fuckin playing dawg. why tf you tryna sneak past me and then tammat you finna go to the fuckin corner store with a fuckin dress on that got yo titties out And some thick ass heels on?" he said looking mad asf
damn he finna beat my ass.
looking down at my dress i said "bae my titties is not out for one and for two i didn't want you to get distracted from you game so i was tryna be quiet"
we sat and stared at each other for a good 2 mins before he just nodded his head and sat back on the couch and put his headset back on
"tell dat nigga he better know how to shoot back" he said
screaming.
just a filler. Y'all took forever just to gimme 20 votes like damn☠️
