JoQueen + Spai Incorrect Quotes

-And that, J, is how I got together with your mother.

Little J: Dad, how did you get together with my mom?

Joker: Well you see, before me, there was someone else in your mother's life.

Joker: They were as pale as frosting and as sweet as strawberries.

Joker: They were my rival for your mother's love.

Little J: Wow! Did they give up on mom because they knew you loved her?

Joker: Nope.

Joker: I challenged them to a battle to the death.

Joker: I obviously won.

Joker: We both came to a peace treaty since I knew they were immortal.

Little J: Immortal?!

Little J: Just who were they?!

Joker: They live in this exact house and that is-

Joker, pointing towards something: -that awful creation!

Little J:...

Little J: Dad, that's a strawberry shortcake...

Joker: Yeah, well that darn thing has been giving me a run for my money since the day I met your mother!

Joker: It really is an atrocious thing!

Joker: But it sure is delicious-

Little J: Dad, oh my God-