Le nani? I'm married to the love of my life? What?

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Scenario: Spade is currently under the influence of alcohol.
(I don't have something for having characters be drunk ok-)

Spade: Hey.

Ai: Hi?

Spade: So, I was wondering...

Spade: *Kneels down with a box in hand*

Spade: If you will do me the honor of marrying me?

Ai:

Ai: I'm already married.

Spade:

Spade: *starts crying*

Queen:

Queen: So who will tell him?

Shadow: I will.

Shadow: *shouts across room* Hey! You wanna know why you can't marry her?

Spade, in tears: Why?

Shadow: Because you're the one married to her you gosh darn idiot!

Spade:

Ai:

Shadow:

Joker: Ok, but-

Joker: Is anyone going to talk about how he was planning to propose with an onion ring?

Queen: Joker, not now-

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