Foodwars Chatfic (ITS A CRACKFIC I SWEAR)

souma pranks the groupchat🤡

Isshiki and Soumas dms

Isshiki: hey soumaaa

Souma:yeAh

Isshiki:wanna lyric prank the gc

Souma:lolol sure what song

Isshiki:

Souma:ooooo oki sure

craCKheads that like food🤠

Isshiki:Guys

Ibusaki:stfu

Isshiki:why do you hate me😭

Ibusaki:because your annoying asf

Isshiki:then explain why you were moaning my name all night last night😭

Ibusaki:fuck you

Isshiki: yes please fuck me

Alice:LMFAOSNJAG

Yuuki:HAHAHSHSH

Ikumi:HOLY SHI-

Ryo:souma didnt even text anything yet and its so chaotic🧍

Akira:where is he even

Arato:im scared

Sakaki: i think hes planning something

Erina:please no-

Yuuki: where megumi

Takumi: with isami they're on a date rn

Alice:ooooo

Souma: da da da da da da

Ryo: hes here🧍

Takumi: wtf why is he saying da

Souma: da da da da da da

Akira:your the boyfriend you should know

Souma: da da da da da da

Takumi: you expect me to know everything about him when he's this chaotic

Souma: da da da da da da

Isshiki: Souma Yukihira

Alice: im so lost omfg

Ikumi: im so confused

Souma: Pull, up skrrt-skrrt on your body

Yuuki: lol use the dms

Akira:wheres takumi

Takumi:im back what

Souma: Performin' just on my 'Rari

Takumi: huh

Alice: lolol what

Souma: You're too frank, need a ticket

Yuuki: Oh Takumi😼

Takumi:im so confused😭

Souma: I bet you taste expensive

Alice:kinky

Yuuki:JAIL

Akira:keep it in the dms

Takumi:i-

Erina:he probably taste like middle class

Takumi:EXCUSE YOU