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Takumi and Ibusaki teach the gc✨

A/N i just finished a convo with me and my friends and i was teaching them about sex ed the whole time and im bored and it's currently 1am so lets make it into a chapter 🤩

craCKheads that like food 🤠

Megumi: guys whats a creampie in sex

Yuuki:did isami not tell you what it is-

Megumi:no i thought it was food until he told me its a sex thing

Isami:i'll explain it to you later

Megumi:okay

Takumi:NoT so fASt

Ibusaki:the girl asked a question and we shall ANSWER IT

Yuuki:omG sex ed with the power bottoms 🤩

Alice:yaaaassss queef teach us

Sakaki:cant wait to see how this is gonna go down

Akira:oh dear-

Takumi:So Megumi first we shall explain the contents of a creampie

Ibusaki:and i shall explain the contents for you

Alice:YAAaaY

Ibusaki: So a creampie is a bunch of tiny worms wanting to make babies so the get together and form a white gooey substance

Yuuki:WORMS-

Sakaki:what-

Alice: tell us more Ibusaki sensei🤩

Ibusaki:there are different names of this white gooey substance the most proper one is semen

Alice:What are the other names Sensei

Yuuki:please tell us✨

Ibusaki:alright hoes so cum sperm some people call it a drink idk theres so many names-

Ryo:why am i actually learning stuff-

Alice:Explain more🥵

Takumi:its my turn bitches

Yuuki:Okay Yukihira sensei😻

Takumi: Its aldini to you

Takumi: anyways so-

Alice:yes please teach us what a creampie sensei🤩

Takumi: let me explain anyways so

Takumi: a creampie is when a really hornknee guy

Isshiki: whats up lozers

Souma: what did we miss

Alice: You interrupted Aldini senseis lesson😭

Takumi: 🔊AYO 🔊STOP 🔊INTERRUPTING🔊ME🔊

Ibusaki: Stop being rude to your teacher😾

Takumi:thank you anyways so is when a hornknee guy goes up to the person hes fucking

Takumi: and goes "fuck hygiene"🤩

Yuuki:PFFT-

Ryo: fuck hygiene-

Souma:can confirm im the hornknee guy

Alice:LMAFAHDGSI

Takumi: LET ME CONTINUE

Takumi: so anyways so the guy goes "fuck hygiene" and inserts his prolly tiny shlong into either an ass or a bussy

Souma:WAIT IM TINY-

Takumi:HUSH IM TEACHING

Alice: isshikki and ibusaki switched bodies with souma and takumi

Ibusaki: AYO LET YOUR SENSEI TEACH

Yuuki: sorry sensei

Takumi:OKAY SO THE DUDE PUTS HIS SHLONG IN EITHER ass or bussy and removes the condom and lets out all his worms inside the ass or bussy

Isshiki: worms-

Souma: what-

Alice: wow what a great lesson senseis🤩

Ibusaki: thank you thank you

Yuuki: WHOOO BEAUTIFUL

Takumi: thank you✨

Megumi: i am terrified yet amused-

Isami: i have no words-

Takumi: 🧍haha i go skrrt

Ibusaki:🍦haha boku no pico betch

Akira: no💕

Souma:DID YOU MEAN ME WHEN YOU SAID TINY SCHLONG

Takumi: maybe i did maybe i didnt😻

Souma: i'm triggered 🚨

Isshiki: WHY DID YOU CALL CUM WORMS-

Ibusaki:because its basically worms-

Takumi:be triggered bish

Souma: oh your getting this tiny shlong tonight

Sakaki: someone cover the pipes

Yuuki: on it 🤩

Takumi: try and catch me 🤡

Alice: rip takumis legs

A/N im so bored rn so uhh 🚨smut warning🚨also its 3am and im failing english so don't expect good writing

"Lets hope I can spare my legs another day" Takumi's said breathlessly. He had been running around hiding from Souma who was chasing him around trying to catch him. Takumi looked around and took a huge sigh of relief. "Found you" Souma whispered into Takumi's ear. Takumi let out a huge squeal and slowly turned his head to have his eyes being met with Souma's.  "Hey I caught you" Souma said with a chuckle wrapping his arms around Takumi.
"Souma can we please spare my legs for another day if we do it today I don't think i'm gonna be able to walk for a week". "Thats what i'm aiming to do Ta-Ku-Mi". Souma basically took Takumi in his arms and ran straight back to the dorms. As they made it to the dorms they run into Isshiki who was blocking the pipes
"Heyyyy Lovebirds the pipes are blocked so you can have as much fun as you want~". "IM TRYING TO SPARE MY LEGS AND YOUR NOT HELPING ISSHIKI- EEEP" Souma started dragging Takumi to his room and immediately locked the door when they got inside. "Say Takumi~ you've been a bad boy recently how about i punish you" Souma said in a seductive tone with a smirk on his face.
"I just know i wont be able to escape but can you please go easy on my legs" Takumi let out a sigh of defeat. "We'll see if you peform well then I may let you off with a pass". Souma started to remove Takumi's shirt and proceeded to play with his nipples, Takumi let's out a some quiet moans as Souma continued to play with his chest. "Ahhn Souma stop t-teasing me". Souma took of his shirt and took of the remaining clothes on Takumi and started to suck his PP 👨‍🦲. Takumi let out a series of moans but proceeded to unbuckle Souma's pants and started to pump his massive erection. "Damn Takumi- ugh your hand feels so good right now". Souma stopped sucking Takumi and flipped him on his stomach and spread his legs wide open. He took out a bottle of lube from his cabinet and squirt a good amount on his hands. "Souma go slowly please" Takumi whispered hugging a pillow tightly for impact. Souma started caressing his lover in order to comfort him "Okay Bellezza"
Souma whispered into his ear. Souma put in two fingers and started scissoring Takumi. "Ngggh- Ahhn~ faster please Souma". Souma then added a third finger and started pumping Takumi's hole

YALL I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE BYE- I'LL CONTINUE IF YOU WANT BUT I CANT WRITE THIS ANYMORE-