Book 2 of Too Different
Chanyeol was heartbroken, the love of his life left him for another man. He thought he had lost everything. But then one day he received a message that would change his life
(A/N: all doki dokis are a shoutout to user @lotusflowersss who did not seem to enjoy my use of them in previous chapters as K understood from their rather threatening comment lmfao I will NEVER stop with the doki doki)
JOE POV
November 7rd, 2020.
We did it Reddit. Orange man is no more.
Oh yeah, I should probably let you know. Chanyeol proposed to me and we got married!!!! OMO OPPA SARANGHAEYO!1!1!1! Here are some pictures:
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(AN: WHEN I GOT THE IDEA FOR THE THIRD PIC I STARTED CRYING)
I can still remember Chanyeol's vows to this day
~~~~FlAshBaCk~~~~
"Joe," said Chanyeol, tears brimming his shinning brown, juicy orbs, "will you choke me like you hate me but you love me, lowkey wanna date me when you fück me?"
Tears filled my eyes as well that day, "I do Chanyeol-kun."
~~~~~end flashback uwu~~~~~
So today, as I watched the fireworks in the sky, I looked over at my family and Chanyeol who stood with me. The long 4 years with the crusty-ass cheeto are gone!!!!!
Chanyeol ran up to me and we had a yummy make out session, to celebrate my victory of becoming the 46th president of the United States of America. My heart went doki doki as Channie gazed into my wrinkly orbs.
"I can't believe this Joe omo omo!!!!" he screamed, as we embraced very Korean-ly.
And then, it hit me.
"OMO CHANNIE OPPA," I squealed, looking into his eyes, "DON'T YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS?"
"No, jagiya."
"You are the FIRST First Man of the USA. The FMOTUS!!!"
Chanyeol gasped with a lot of aegyo, "Joe, that means we have made history!!!"
All of a sudden History Maker from Yuri on Ice, my favorite anime of all time, started playing because of this feat.
The next day, I was watching TV and saw that Melania ran away with Barron, away from the cheeto husband and into the sunset. Thank god bc holy shit it was so obvious she hated him lmfao get rekt.
I made Dr. Jill Biden the Secretary of Education because it makes a lot of sense for an actual fucking teacher to be the secretary of education.
My heart is going doki doki for January 20th, I cannot wait for my beautiful and talented oppa Park Chanyeol to become the First Man senpai.
Chanyeol POV
OMO JINJA SENPAI I cannot believe it!!!1!1!1!
I went from having my ex-hubby being stolen from me by Barack Obama-chan to now being married to the next president of the US OMO!!1!!1!1 Us EXO stay winning!
Baekhyun and I go on double dates often with our bubs. We love going to Chili's and Denny's!!!
I hope I get to live a long and prosperous 4 years with my main mans Joe BB!1!1!1!
