Five Hargreeves x Reader Oneshots {Requests Are Open}

💘Idiot

Narrator POV

You walked up the stairs, looking around for you fiance (I think that's how you spell it, idk, dont come at me), gliding your fingers along the wall, your ring making a light tink sound here and there, you looked in everyone's room.

You then arrived at his room and peeked in to see him hard at work again. Of course, you loved how passionate he was but, sometimes he needed to take a break, for both of your sakes.

As you closed the door behind you, you walked up to him and peeked over his shoulder. Of course he knew you were there but was to invested to care. (Look at me being Shakespeare).

"Watcha doooing?" You asked as he moved to grab something, making you take a step back. "Work." He answered bluntly. Rude. "I can see that genius, what are you working on?" You asked as you put your chin on his shoulder.

He moved again, making you stumble a little. You glared at him, let you give him affection dammit! "Stuff." You huffed and went to go peck his cheek but he turned and walked to go grab something.

Fine, he didnt want affection, he wasnt gonna get any. You walked out his room, making sure to shut his door loudly to let him know he fucked up before angrily stomping to the kitchen to make yourself some tea. You walked in and saw Klaus sitting with his feet propped up.

He looked up from picking lint from his belly button to see you swing the cupboard door open, grabbing the tea and slamming it close before ripping apart the pantry to get the kettle. He sat up with a smile. "What the hell got you so pissy?" He asked you filled the kettle with water, tapping your fingers rythmeticly on the counter.

"Five, he's so invested in his stupid work to notice me and let me give him any stupid affection, which the idiot has been doing for almost a week now!" You huffed as you slammed the kettle down onto the stove and turned it on.

Klaus laughed and stood up. "Jeez, how'd delores deal with that boy. Welp, good luck with the dumbo." He said before walking away as you put your chin on your arms, glaring at the kettle with a small pout on your face.

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Klaus walked up to fives room and opened his door to see him perched at his desk, as focused as ever. He walked in and hopped up, sitting on his desk. "Howdy moron." He said, earning an eye roll from him.

"What do you want Klaus. And no, I'm not giving you money if you're gonna ask that." He stated, not even sparing him a glance. Klaus gasped and put a hand over his heart, pretending to be hurt. "Sheesh, hurtful, I WAS gonna help you fix things with the misses but clearly you dont want my help."

That earned the boys attention. He looked up at the druggie with a raised eyebrow. "What do you mean? Me and (y/n) are fine." Klaus scoffed with a small smile. "Oh yeah? That's not what she said. She's down there glaring daggers at her kettle right now."

Five was now just more confused before connecting the dots. That just made him roll his eyes. "So what, I didnt let her kiss me once, i dont see why she would be so furious." Klaus shook his head. "Tisk, tisk five, apparently, you've been doing this all week."

That made the boys eyes widen in slight fear. Making you a little annoyed was already bad enough. But making you pissed off for a whole week? That's just a death wish.

"I guess I hadn't really noticed...." Klaus hopped off his desk and put his hands in his pockets. "Well, you better fix it before you get a steaming hot kettle to the face." He said before walking out.

×Later×

You sat in the livingroom, reading one of Ben's favorite books. You sipped your tea before hearing steps coming closer. You recognized them as Fives so you didnt even bother looking up and just kept reading.

He sighed and ran his hand through his hair. "Look, (y/n), I know I've been ignoring you and I'm sorry, I've just been really busy." You flipped the page in your book. He frowned and sat next to you.

As he sat there you just kept ignoring him, which just ticked at him. He tried closing your book but you shut it before he could and stood up, walking to the kitchen to put your cup in the sink. Of course he followed like a lost puppy. "(Y/n), I said I'm sorry, please just stop ignoring me."

You set your cup in the sink, washing it out after setting your book down. You dried your hands and Five tried kissing your cheek but you turned your head, grabbing your book and walking to the stairs.

He groaned and blipped infront of you, making you stop but you just looked at the wall that was off to the side. He took your hand and held then to his chest. "I'm really sorry (y/n), I shouldn't have ignored you. I promise to spend more time with you and give you as many kisses as you want if you stop ignoring me."

You glanced at him and sighed before nodding. "Fine, fine. But do it again and your a dead man, got it?" You said threateningly. He smiled a little and nodded. You smiled and pecked his lips.

Idiot