Five Hargreeves x Reader Oneshots {Requests Are Open}

💘What Dating Five Would Include

-lots of sly remarks tossed at the others and among yourselves

-fights here and there about how five needs to pay more attention on you and less on his work

-jealous 1000

-he has very mixed moods, being an old man in a young boys body

-being scared shitless by him when he just appears out of nowhere

-random behind hugs and neck pecks

-rarely cuddles

-having to drag him out of his room to get him to be a normal (as he can get) functioning human for a little while

-lots of head smacks when he says something rude to someone you guys have just met or have to be nice to

-getting tons of questions when you make a reference or joke that he doesnt understand

-teaching him how to work technology because poor baby boi is so fucking confused and slightly scared (but of course he'd never admit to either and you'd have to show him before he smashed whatever it was)

-showing him videos you find funny and having to explain to him why it's so funny after he watches it and looks at you confused

-trying to find him after he teleported away when you told him either a bad joke or a cheesy pick up line

-comforting him and giving him head kisses when he's gone dont a spiral