I woke up the next morning , ready to start burning some bodies but instead I had the urge to vomit and I did as that I threw up everywhere. "Welp, I must be pegged!" I sighed I booked an appointment and called up Jesus. He disapproved of me and said if he could he would send back to the pits of hell again!
The doctor was shocked to see that my hand was pregnant and not my womb that I have because it's 2020!
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Jesus X Devil
FanficThe devils tango gets even more spicy TW: religion , takis and dead nails
