at a soap bar store
mishima: ah yes another day at my horrible part time job
ranger: *walks in* heyyy how ya doin albert einstein
mishima: is there anything I can help you with sir
ranger: yeah I was gettin kinda hungry so I stopped by
mishima:
mishima: sir this is a soap bar store
ranger: yeah yeah I know lol
ranger: anyways what flavours do yall got
mishima: you mean scents
ranger: yeah yeah yeah scents hahaha
mishima: ..well we got coconut, vanilla bean, lavender, citrus-
ranger: ye I'll take the citrus
mishima: aight anything else?
ranger: yea uhhh can I get some napkins and ketchup packets with that too
mishima: sir this is a fucking soap store not a god damn food court are you high
ranger: can I get my fuckin food or nah???
mishima: why the fuck do you eat soap bars?????
ranger: bitch who tf said I eat soap bars I just like how they taste
mishima: are you fuckin DUMB
ranger: JUST SELL ME THE MF SOAP BRU
mishima: HELLLLL NA YOU BE EATIN THEM LIKE SOME MF KFC CHICKEN WINGS I SWEAR-
ranger: aight you know what. let me speak to ur manager
mishima: fine
5 minutes later
q-taro: yo whats up guys what seems to be the problem
ranger: tell your dumbass employee to sell me the soap
mishima: this bitch wanna eat our soap bars like fr
q-taro: who tf eats soap bars
mishima: ikr like-
ranger: AIGHT THATS FUCKIN IT
ranger: *teleports with mishima out of earths orbit*
mishima: how TF DID YOU- wait......
mishima: it's....all soap bar??
ranger: *points gun at mishima* always has been.
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The YTTD House
Fanfictionan au where the killing game doesn't exist and the yttd cast just gets along together 👍 warning: this contains no spoilers, this is all jokes, and it has bad words 🤭
