nao: I should have worked at that soap bar store with mishima instead of this olive garden I just wanted the free breadsticks-
sara and joe walk in
sara: okay joe remember what I told you
joe: okokok- hey you this is a stick
nao: what
joe: I mean stick up. this is a stick up, I'm robbing you
sara from outside the window: *2 thumbs up*
nao: uhhhhh sorry but my boss says I can't let you rob me
joe: well what if I have this gun *holds up gun wrong way around*
nao: I think you're holding it wrong
joe: oh thanks I forgot *points gun correctly at nao*
nao: okay well I guess that kind of scares me so if you could just put down the gun-
joe: so now that I have this gun can I rob you
nao: I mean depends what are you gonna do with that gun
joe: um- *looks to sara through the window for signals*
sara: fuckin- tell her you're gonna y'know *does shooting signs with her hands*
joe: oh ok *starts shooting randomly*
nao: HOLY SHIT DUDE WHAT THE HELL-
sara: NO I didn't mean- you know what nevermind
nao: okay okay I think get the message now you can take whatever you want just leave me alone please-
joe: oh okay thanks-
midori: *barges in holding gun* AYYYYY WE GOT A 911 CALL THAT AN OLIVE GARDEN IS BEING ROBBED PUT THAT DIDDLY DARN GUN DOWN RIGHT NOW OR I WILL GOSH DIDDLY DARN BE FORCED TO USE FORCE
sara: *pointing gun at midori* AY YOU SHOOT HIM AND I SHOOT YOU BITCH THATS MY FURRY BFF
joe: I'M HER FURRY BFF GRRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF ARF IF I GET SHOT I'M SHOOTING THAT CHEF IN THE KITCHEN
kai: I don't get paid enough for this shit
midori: well damn this seems like quite the predicament, tell you what I'll just let you rob this olive garden as long as I get some free pasta
sara: wait wtf are you serious
midori: yeah I'm not even an actual police officer I just heard the gunshots and wanted to get involved
nao: wait so where are the actual cops-
keiji: *barges in holding gun* ALRIGHT EVERYONE DROP YOUR WEAPONS I GOT BACK UP OUTSIDE AND HELICOPTERS ON STANDBY
sara: oh shit joe looks like your robber training will have to end early-
*sara and joe book it*
keiji: AY THEY'RE ESCAPING- wait aren't you the guy who escaped that insane asylum
midori: uhhhhhhh no I think you're talking about my twin brother sou
reko *breaks through brick wall* I HEARD MY GF IS BEING ROBBED GRRRRRRRRRRRR YALL ARE GOING TO GET AN ASS WHOOPING
everyone: ruh roh raggy its the angry lesbian 😃
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The YTTD House
Fanfictionan au where the killing game doesn't exist and the yttd cast just gets along together 👍 warning: this contains no spoilers, this is all jokes, and it has bad words 🤭
