reko and nao: *being lesbian*
sou: bruh i wish I had someone to cuddle with....
kanna: sou why dont u try speed dating?
sou: wtf is that
sou: is that like when ur running a marathon with your date
kanna: no dumbass its when u talk to different people very fast and at the end u can get someones number
sou: o ok i will try that
at a speed dating place
sou: i wore my pizza hut t shirt today i look hot
ranger: ok lonely virgins, the speed dating event is now starting so get ur 100 layers of axe cologne ready
keiji: hey bb gurl
sou: hi. ur hot
keiji: ik, and u look like i could snap your spine in half
sou: wow thanks, you look like your tits can be milked
keiji: hahah ur funny want my number?
sou: sure lol
after speed dating event
keiji: that was fun
sou: i only decided to speed date for jokes but who knew i would get someones number
keiji: same lol wanna head back to my place
sou: sure-
gonbee: WHAT. TF.
keiji: omg fuck its my stupid ass boyfriend
gonbee: U TOLD ME YOU WERE GETTING GROCERIES. BUT APPAAAAARENTLY U WERE GETTIN HOES INSTEAD
sou: wtf did u just say to me you rainbow hair lookin ass
keiji: gonbee listen i cant be with a man who looks like a mf CLOWN.
gonbee: CHEATING MF BASTARD I'M SPENDING THE WEEK WITH MY SISTER-
gonbee: *runs away*
sou: welp now that hes out of the way lemme see ur bedroom-
*angry punk lesbian olympic running towards them*
keiji: who tf- oh no
sou: oh shit
reko: LISTSNUPHEREFUCJNJGNCHESTINGSONKFABITCHFUCKINUGLYASSSCOPUMESSWITHTHECLOWNYOUGETBOXEDBYTHISFLAMINGLESBIANLETSGOLETSBUSTDOWNRNFUCK-
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The YTTD House
Fanfictionan au where the killing game doesn't exist and the yttd cast just gets along together 👍 warning: this contains no spoilers, this is all jokes, and it has bad words 🤭
