Helluva Boss: New Workers

Chapter 3: Alcohol, Violence, and Sex

(I do not own Helluva Boss or any of the art and characters except Tai. All art and artwork belong to their respective owners. Also, the music belongs to their artist)

(Warning Dark Humor, sex, alcohol, drugs, and other mature themes are in this story. Please don't read if you cannot handle it.)

(This story was created by KLigers98 and Tojamaru.)

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In the pits of hell, it was night time neon lights were turned on, and every demon that saw them know it was party time. The scene then changes to the I.M.P building where Moxxie, Millie, Blitzo, and Loona were seen waiting in the office for Viper and Tai.

Blitzo: Where the fuck are they it been almost thirty minutes?

Millie: Probably busy from taking on the target sir.

Moxxie: Agreed, I mean the boss sent them to kill a tyrant in a small country and that is no small feat.

When Moxxie said that Loona became annoyed and kept texting on her phone.

Loona: They, better get back here soon I am bored as fuck. 

Blitzo: Don't worry Loonie they will be here just wait okay.

Blitzo said and started babying Loona to her annoyance. As everyone waits the door is kicked down everyone sees Tai, Silva, and Viper were back but covered in a bit of blood.

Viper: I swear to the deep pit in hell that I am never chasing someone onto a monorail ever again! Other than that it was a pretty good mission.

Silva hissed happily while Tai went to grab some moist towels to get rid of the blood.

Tai: Yeah, man I mean we fucking killed a small army as well as kill a Tyrant by shoving a bomb up his ass that blew up a train. Who would have thought we see that today aye Viper?

Viper: That's not the point, I was on that train you asshole! The only reason I didn't get blown to pieces was for the simple fact I had some fishing line in my pocket.

Tai: True, but still man it was epic. Viper I know you been only working with us for 2 months but fuck I am glad your working with us.

Blitzo: Well said Tai now since it's night time let all go out drinking everyone!

As Blitzo said that everyone looked at each other and nodded.

Tai: I can go for a drink.

Moxxie: Same after all the work we been doing it would be nice to relax

Millie: Yep, Sugar plus it would be nice having a cold one.

Loona: After being cramped in here for a couple of hours I need a stiff one.

Viper: I have a feeling something really stupid is going to happen, well I better go to keep this train wreck from derailing to much.

Blitzo: Excellent now let's all get shit face!

When Blitzo said that everyone got up and headed out of the building and headed to the bar and the scene changed.

Bar

The scene shows everyone was seen walking to a bar called Booze, Booze, and more Booze. As everyone looked at the sign and then building they saw Blitzo having a huge smile on his face.

Blitzo: We're here! Now have fun!

Tai: Oh I heard of this place. My last hook up told me the drinks are great and affordable.