Helluva Boss: New Workers

Chapter 4: A Ground Breaking Union

(I do not own Helluva Boss or any of the art and characters except Tai. All art and artwork belong to their respective owners. Also, the music belongs to their artist)

(Warning Dark Humor, sex, alcohol, drugs, and other mature themes are in this story. Please don't read if you cannot handle it.)

(This story was created by KLigers98 and Tojamaru.)

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In the mortal world Tai and Viper are seen jumping off rooftops to catch their target and if you are wondering how this one managed to get away from our hit-men demon friends well the irony of it is that the target is also a hitman.

Tai: Out of all the targets to get we get a hitman.

Viper: I personally enjoy the added challenge, all jobs have been a bit too easy for my liking.

Tai: True but shit this guy has literally dodged your knives and my bullets that is impressive. We are highly trained and so is this guy. Man, this one going to be one hell of a story to tell back in the office.

As Tai said that he reloads his gun and starts firing at the target which he again evades.

Viper: This obviously isn't working, luckily I brought something besides my knives.

Tai: That's good to-

Before Tai could finish his sentence he pushes Viper out of the way which Tai jumps into the air as a rocket almost hits them.

Tai: Where the fuck did he get an RPG!?

Viper: You obviously never thought of hiding weapons, I have at least three guns inside the walls of Moxxie and Millie's apartment.

Tai: I know about binding a weapon but wouldn't an RPG slow him down?

Viper: That's why he probably hid it somewhere that way he could run to it, then use it before dropping it and moving on.

Tai: I see now let me try going for his legs.

Tai then aims for the guy's leg and shoots at him but as he does it does nothing as the bullet falls to the floor.

Tai: Oh come on he's got armor under there too!

Viper: Well time for me to solve our problems one again.

Viper then pulled out a boomerang that had a small red light on it as he took aim before throwing it at the target. The boomerang missed of course which Tai just looks at Viper as if he was an idiot.

Tai: Really, that was your idea of taking care of one of the problems?!

Viper: Unlike you, I use my brain, watch this.

The boomerang started flying back towards the target as the light began blinking before the boomerang exploded near the target's body, knocking him off his feet and making him drop his weapons.

Viper: You were saying? It's fun to use your brain instead of just shooting at him nonstop.

Tai: Remind me to never underestimate your weapons man also I think the target is no longer-

Before Tai could say anything he sees the guy coming at him. Tai tries to roundhouse kick him which the target dodges and gives him an uppercut.

Viper sees this and tells Silva to bite him only for the guy to grab her by the throat and throw her off the roof and then get close to Viper and give him a right hook to the face only for Viper to grab his arm before jamming one of his knives into his shoulder before kicking him away.