TessLove0209 asks: To all the villains: Who gets the most ragey?
(She also helped me write this part)
Cackletta: While we do get angry a lot, none of us get too angry.
Bowser: Except NinFanA. She gets RAGEY, and that's coming from ME!
Earlier (based on this Game Grumps Animated by CatFat (BAD LANGUAGE WARNING)
)...
(I'm playing Battle Kid: Fortress of Peril and I'm struggling fighting the Lotus Guardian while TessLove0209 and the villains watch and laugh.)
Me on my who-knows-how-many attempt: Why is there a plant here?! What is he doing?! What's his purpose?! Why'd he have to open up when I showed up here?! He could've just been hangin' out and I could've shot him in the f!#$in' bud! It would've been fine! "Nip it in the bud," they say! That's the term! I'm getting close! Why do I have to point that out?! It always makes me worse! Ah! AAH!! *dies* F!$#!!!
Everyone but me: *laughing*
Me: I WAS SO GOD DAMN CLOSE!!!
Antasma: Possibly.
Me: DID YOU SEE THAT?!?!?!
Bowser: It's also possible that it goes through, like, twelve more shades of purple.
Me: Oh, sure! That's what they want you to think!
Bowser: Yeah, I think so.
Me: *sighs and hits "Continue"*
TessLove0209: I'm sure you'll get it this time, NinFanA!
Me: *fighting the Lotus Guardian for the billionth (exaggerated, obviously) time*
TessLove0209: *cheering me on*
Me: *messes up my rhythm* Ah, f!$#! Damn it! Damn it! *dies* GOD F!$#ING DAMN IT!!! I'M DONE!!! I'M F!$#ING DONE!!! THIS IS BULL SH!T!!! RED PLANT, PURPLE PLANT, BLUE PLANT, *sighs, collapses to hands and knees, and loses the will to move*
Everyone but me: *laughing*
Cackletta: *comes in the room* I-Is she okay?
Fawful in between breaths of laughter: Hello, O Great Cackletta! You had missings of greatness!
Cackletta: No, I've been watching through the window!
Fawful: Oh, you have?
Cackletta: It's terrible!
Antasma: It's amazing!
Cackletta: Holy sh!t!
Antasma: It's been amazing!
Cackletta: Keep it up, NinFanA! You can do it!
Bowser: She can't do it.
TessLove0209: Yes she can! You just don't believe in her!
Bowser: No one can do it.
Me: Oh my god, Cackletta believes in me!
Fawful: Yes, the great Cackletta has believings in you.
Me: I've got one more shot!
Bowser, genuinely surprised: Oh, okay.
Me: With Cackletta's magic touch...
Antasma: This is the "Cackletta" shot. This is the vun.
Me: This one's for you, Cackletta.
TessLove0209: You've got this, NinFanA!
Me: *accidentally hits "End" instead of "Continue"* No! I hit end! I HIT END!!!
Everyone but me: *laughing*
Me: No! NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
TessLove0209: I'm scared for NinFanA!
Me: F!#$!!! F!$# EVERYTHING!!!
Antasma: That is the angriest I haff effer seen someone! Not effen Bowser could top this!
Me: GOD DAMN IT!!! F!$# YOU!!! IF YOU HAPPEN TO GET POLLINATED, BEST YOU DESERVE IS AN ORDINARY HOUSE FLY!!!
Bowser: Temper fit for a villain!
Me: YOU PIECE OF FLORAL GARBAGE!!! I'LL F!$#ING KILL YOUR ENTIRE HERITAGE!!!
Fawful: She has fury beyond comprehension!
Cackletta: Didn't go well?
Everyone but me: *laughing harder as I collapse to my hands and knees again*
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