Rage

155 2 0
                                    

TessLove0209 asks: To all the villains: Who gets the most ragey?

(She also helped me write this part)

Cackletta: While we do get angry a lot, none of us get too angry.

Bowser: Except NinFanA. She gets RAGEY, and that's coming from ME!

Earlier (based on this Game Grumps Animated by CatFat (BAD LANGUAGE WARNING)

)...

(I'm playing Battle Kid: Fortress of Peril and I'm struggling fighting the Lotus Guardian while TessLove0209 and the villains watch and laugh.)

Me on my who-knows-how-many attempt: Why is there a plant here?! What is he doing?! What's his purpose?! Why'd he have to open up when I showed up here?! He could've just been hangin' out and I could've shot him in the f!#$in' bud! It would've been fine! "Nip it in the bud," they say! That's the term! I'm getting close! Why do I have to point that out?! It always makes me worse! Ah! AAH!! *dies* F!$#!!!

Everyone but me: *laughing*

Me: I WAS SO GOD DAMN CLOSE!!!

Antasma: Possibly.

Me: DID YOU SEE THAT?!?!?!

Bowser: It's also possible that it goes through, like, twelve more shades of purple.

Me: Oh, sure! That's what they want you to think!

Bowser: Yeah, I think so.

Me: *sighs and hits "Continue"*

TessLove0209: I'm sure you'll get it this time, NinFanA!

Me: *fighting the Lotus Guardian for the billionth (exaggerated, obviously) time*

TessLove0209: *cheering me on*

Me: *messes up my rhythm* Ah, f!$#! Damn it! Damn it! *dies* GOD F!$#ING DAMN IT!!! I'M DONE!!! I'M F!$#ING DONE!!! THIS IS BULL SH!T!!! RED PLANT, PURPLE PLANT, BLUE PLANT, *sighs, collapses to hands and knees, and loses the will to move*

Everyone but me: *laughing*

Cackletta: *comes in the room* I-Is she okay?

Fawful in between breaths of laughter: Hello, O Great Cackletta! You had missings of greatness!

Cackletta: No, I've been watching through the window!

Fawful: Oh, you have?

Cackletta: It's terrible!

Antasma: It's amazing!

Cackletta: Holy sh!t!

Antasma: It's been amazing!

Cackletta: Keep it up, NinFanA! You can do it!

Bowser: She can't do it.

TessLove0209: Yes she can! You just don't believe in her!

Bowser: No one can do it.

Me: Oh my god, Cackletta believes in me!

Fawful: Yes, the great Cackletta has believings in you.

Me: I've got one more shot!

Bowser, genuinely surprised: Oh, okay.

Me: With Cackletta's magic touch...

Antasma: This is the "Cackletta" shot. This is the vun.

Me: This one's for you, Cackletta.

TessLove0209: You've got this, NinFanA!

Me: *accidentally hits "End" instead of "Continue"* No! I hit end! I HIT END!!!

Everyone but me: *laughing*

Me: No! NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

TessLove0209: I'm scared for NinFanA!

Me: F!#$!!! F!$# EVERYTHING!!!

Antasma: That is the angriest I haff effer seen someone! Not effen Bowser could top this!

Me: GOD DAMN IT!!! F!$# YOU!!! IF YOU HAPPEN TO GET POLLINATED, BEST YOU DESERVE IS AN ORDINARY HOUSE FLY!!!

Bowser: Temper fit for a villain!

Me: YOU PIECE OF FLORAL GARBAGE!!! I'LL F!$#ING KILL YOUR ENTIRE HERITAGE!!!

Fawful: She has fury beyond comprehension!

Cackletta: Didn't go well?

Everyone but me: *laughing harder as I collapse to my hands and knees again*

Mario & Luigi Character Q&AWhere stories live. Discover now