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*you wake up and see that you got your period*
(Loki is already out of bed)
You:shit shit shit...WANDAAA
*Wanda comes running in*
Wanda:who is dead
*you show her the bed sheet*
Wanda:oh right yes...take off the bed sheets and bring them out to me...I will get Strange to get you some stuff
You:no--
Wanda:he was a surgeon...I dont think he cares about blood
You:okay
Wanda:you dont need to go to school today if your cramps are bad
You:thankyou
Wanda:no problem...I do it too
You:I am going to take a shower to clean up
Wanda:okay I am just going to wash these sheets...pass me your pyjama pants
*you hide your body behind the door and throw your pyjama bottoms out the door*
*you take your clothes off and get in the shower*
You:let's try out my water powers
*you think about water display in the shower and move your hand in the same motion*
You:wow
*you see a beautiful water arrangement around the shower*
You:I wonder if I can breathe under water
*you make the shower fill up with water*
*you start breathing under water*
You:oh my odin this is incredible
*you hear a knock on the door and you get rid of the water*
Dr Strange talking through the door:would you like pads or tampons
You:pads please
Dr Strange:do you want the tick or thin ones
You:thick please
Dr strange:ok I will de back in about 5 seconds
(Dr Strange uses his portal)
Dr Strange:they are out side
You:thankyou so much
Dr Strange:I understand a woman's menstrual cycle can be painful so I have some pain killers here
You:thankyou
Dr strange:yep no problem have a nice shower
You:that was really awkward...I wonder where Loki
*you get out of the shower*
*you get your pad and your clothes on*
You:I am STARVING
*you walk into the Kitchen*
Loki:hello my darling
You:what are you doing
Loki:I am cooking a breakfast for you
You:thankyou so much
*loki leans over the table to kiss you*
You:what are you cooking
Loki:bacon,egg and a midgardian food called baked beans
You:they bake beans here
Loki:crazy
*loki smiles at you*
*you feel a really sharp pain in your stomach*
*you wince in pain*
Loki:are you my little pet
You:yes yes fine
Loki:be seated it might help
*you sit on the sofa*
Loki:you are not to get up all day unless you are going to the bathroom
You:no I am completely fine
Loki:no you are not
*loki hands you a plate of food*
You:this actually looks really nice
Loki:well I remembered not to have the heat up to high
You:well done
Loki:I tried
*you try Lokis food*
You:that's amazing
*it genuinely is delicious*
Loki:glad you like it...wanda told me you are on something called a period...but I dont know what that is can you explain to me
You:oh Odin...this is awkward...so basically every month a woman's you know down there bleeds...and you have intense pain in the abdominal area...they are called cramps...and your period sometimes makes you feel sick or bloated
Loki:my lord I am so sorry that you have to do that my pet...does it hurt now
You:alot yes
Loki:come here
*Loki holds his arms out to give you a cuddle*
*you lean your body into his warm arms*
Loki:does this happen to all women
You:well all women who are born with fully functioning uteruses
Loki:its not fair on you...women go through to much
*Loki cradles you head in his lap and caresses your cheek*
Loki:I am here
You:I love you
Loki:I love you too my queen
You:ooo I like that nickname
Loki:would you like anything
You:well Peter said that there was something called Mac of the Donald's and apparently it is rather nice
Loki:oh yes it is my only Midgardian pleasure...I will buy you some my queen
You:okay thankyou my king
*Loki leaves the house*
*you are home alone*
(The guardians are out,Wanda is at the laundrettes,Peter is at school and the rest are watching a movie)
*you put some Midgardian music on*
Song:Foot loose foot loose
*you feel the urge to dance*
You:now I got a foot loose foot loose kick off your sunday shoes
Peter:hey guys I'm hom--
*Peter watches you dance as you dont know he is there*
You:oh oh oh ohhh now I got a foot loose
*you finish your dramatic dance with a power pose*
Peter:quite a show
You:well I consider myself quite a dancer
*Peter joins you dancing*
Music:certified freak seven days a weak...wet ass pussy
Peter:follow my dance
Music:now from the top
*Peter does the WAP*
*you giggle*
Peter:I look like a fool dont I
You:a little...want a drink
Peter:please
*you use your telekinesis to get a glass out of the cupboard*
Peter:wow
You:that isnt it
*you use your powers to fill up the glass with water*
Peter:lovely
(The dirty dancing song comes on)
Music:and I had the time of ma liiffee
Peter:come here
*peter holds out his hand...you take it*
*Peter pulls you in close and you slow dance*
Peter:this is a beautiful song
*Peter kisses you*
Loki:what the fuck
Peter:i am so sorry
Loki:y/n go into the bedroom...I will talk to you later
You:please dont hurt him
Loki:JUST GO...please
*you leave sort of scared*
Peter:please mr Loki
*you listen through the walls*
Loki:if you touch y/n again...or look at her...or even think about her...you will be wishing you were dead
Peter:yes yes um sorry Mr Loki
Loki:just go and be productive somewhere else
Peter:y y yes s s sir
*Loki walks towards the bedroom*
*Loki knocks on the door*
Loki:I am very sorry for scaring you my pet...I just got really angry because well well I love you and you actually understood who I am
You:and I love you too...but you need to understand that we are in this together and I would never EVER leave you
Loki:I know I know
*loki opens his arms and you bury your head into Lokis strong chest*
Loki:just promise me that kiss ment nothing
You:what kiss
*Loki chuckles*
Loki:here is your McDonald's
You:woooow I have always wanted to try this
*you bite into your bigmac*
You:holy fuck...I live Midgard

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