The Hopeless Love Life Of A Loser

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"You wanted to see me, Sensei?" His bored voice caused a throbbing vein over her forehead. He was in front of her desk, as she contemplated on her chair.

"Yes. Have you thought of joining a club?" Lal-Mirch was a teacher who wanted to help all her students. Even the anti-social.

"Eh, why would you ask me? Focused on all you students social lives because you don't-"

"Stop right there, before I uppercut you, Sawada." She grumbled. Her fingers supported her doubting head. "See, right there. I don't think you put others feelings into consideration."

He gritted back. Yuni said the same thing. "I'm not usually around them so..."

She snapped her fingers, a cocky smirk. "Exactly."

"What are we doing here?" He detested her idea. Joining a club was one thing. But this one was something else entirely. It was the quintessential club he gave no fucks for. He also noted it was the same classroom where he confessed to Kyoko, again.

Lal-sensei walked in with without a care.

"Hahi!" A girl flopped on her butt dropping all costume supplies. "Geez, I can't get this disguise right."

'How is Godzilla supposed to be a disguise?!' Tsuna cringed. It was her. That cheerful voice everyone loves.

"Lal-sensei! ...Oh, and I see you brought Tsuna-san." She shot to her feet. A cheerful smile until spotting him.

'You don't have to make your distaste that obvious.'

"He's here to join your club, Haru." She gave the fakest politest grin, elbowing Tsuna. "You need some members right, and Sawada here, is interested."

Haru pouted her lips, her dimples growing. "Is he really?" She found that hard to believe. Tsuna was the enigma of school. Not apart of the school body gossip. Essentially the job of the news club. To Haru, atleast

"No, I'm not." A dead voice.

"Hahi! Tsuna-san, why did you even bother to come here?"

This time it was a rigid jab to his gut with Lal-sensei's elbow. "I mean, (cough, cough) the rumors among the school's lips these days, is everything to me(cough,). I heard Lal-sensei has a thing for Shamal-"

"Learn to shut up." She jabbed him again, knocking out his air.

"Worth it." He crumbled to his knees, clutching his gut.

Sensei sighed. His uncaring sarcasm knew no bounds. 'Someone is gonna stab him one day.'

"If you are really serious about joining... then I don't see the problem." Haru tapped a finger to her cheek staring at the ceiling in debate.

More empty words were about to escape his lips, until Lal-sensei's glaring knuckles brought dread to his eyes.

"I am. Honest." He shot to his feet, scratching his cheek glancing away in fear. 'This is extortion. This is definitely extortion!'

"Take care of him, Haru. I'll fill out the paperwork." Lal-sensei smirked and shoved Tsuna's shoulders to her in mock support.