Season 1, Episode 1: Welcome to the Show!

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Moonlight (Me): Hello! This is your host, Moonlight and welcome to the Half-Blood Chronicles Show! Please welcome our guests: The Seven, Lester/Apollo, and Meg McCaffrey!

*Nobody comes*

Moonlight: Please excuse me, we are experiencing technical issues... *Runs to waiting room*

In the waiting room, the guests are nowhere to be seen.

Moonlight: Where are the guests?

Random Cameraman: They have not reached yet, traffic and monster issues I suppose.

Moonlight: Well, sorry to disappoint you guys, but our guests have not come yet. Luckily, I secretly installed secret cameras around their car! Let's see what is happening there!

In the secret cameras...

Leo: Perfect! The Limo is here!

Percy: Limo?

Leo: Of course! We are famous now! We get top of the line luxury!

Piper: Dad's been there, done that...

Leo: Anyways, let's get in!

Percy: Great I'll drive as usual...

Leo: Nuh, uh, uh, Waterboy! It is a self driving car! So what are you guys waiting for? Get in the freakin' Limo!

Percabeth sits in the way, way, way, back, Jiper in the front, and Frazel after that.

Leo: Which couple should I ruin-I mean! Sit next to...

Percabeth are as far as possible with Percy listening to some tunes and Annabeth with her nose in a book. Frazel are arguing whether or not coming to the show is a good idea (A/N: it is!), and Jiper are cuddling away.

Leo: Nope! I am not have another Jiper makeout session, now scooch! *Plants his scrawny butt in between Jason and Piper*

Jiper: LEO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leo: *Ignores*

Percabeth: *Gives each other knowing looks*

Annabeth: *Puts book down*

Percy: *Brings out a blanket*

Percabeth: *Goes under blanket*

In the Percabeth blanket...

Percy: *Takes off one earplug and puts it in Annabeth's ear*

Annabeth: *Switches to the playlist 'Percabeth'*

Playlist: *Plays 'Moral of the Story' by Ashe*

Percabeth: 🎵So I never really knew you, God I really tried to, Blindsided, addicted🎵

Annabeth: 🎵Felt we could really do this, But really I was foolish🎵

Percy: 🎵Hindsighted, it's Obvious🎵

Annabeth: 🎵Talking to my lawyer, she asks "Where did you find this guy?"🎵

Percy: 🎵I said "Young people fall in love with the wrong people sometimes..."🎵

Annabeth: 🎵Some mistakes get made, that's alright, that's OK, you can think that you're in love, when you're really just in pain.🎵

Percy: 🎵Some mistakes aren't made, that's alright, that's OK, in the end it's better for me, that's the Moral of the Story babe.🎵

After finishing singing the song...

Annabeth: Why did you not tell me you were a good singer?

Percy: Because, I don't like it...

Annabeth: I love how you sing Seaweed Brain!

Percy: Ummm... thanks?

Annabeth: *Kisses Percy* I'll keep it a secret between the two of us.

Percy: Thanks

Annabeth: But I might dare you to sing in 'Truth or Dare'!

Percy: Then I'll sing horribly

Annabeth: Then I'll dare you to sing like how you sing to me!

Percy: Whatever, I'm gonna check if we are there yet *Gets outside the blanket*

Hazel: Finally! We are just finding a parking space, did not want to ruin you making out session!

Percy: We were not making out! But I'll Annabeth that we are parking. *Gets under blanket*

Annabeth: So???

Percy: They are finding a parking space right now.

Percabeth: *Gets out from under blanket*

Everyone: *Gets out of Limo*

Percy: Pedi-dog Help?

Annabeth: C'mon Seaweed Brain! It' obviously Pre-god House!

Everyone Else: *Bursts out laughing*

Percabeth: What?

Jason: Can you guys even read? It's Demi-god Hotel!

Annabeth: Percy and I are diagnosed with Dyslexia for your information!

Leo: No wonder it takes you guys like FOREVER to read!

Hazel: Leo, be nice! It's not their fault!

Piper: What are you waiting for? Let's go!

Moonlight: That's it for today so please, COMMENT, VOTE, AND FOLLOW BYE!!!

Moonlight: That's it for today so please, COMMENT, VOTE, AND FOLLOW BYE!!!

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[Published on December 15, 2020]

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