Just a bunch of idiots simping.
Pairing: Dreamwastaken x OC
Ft: a whole bunch of Minecraft youtubers
Start date: 9/9/20
End date: 11/18/20
Chapters from now on out will be random text conversations but the actual plot of the story is complete.
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Dream: My neighbors kids are playing outside and they are being so loud I feel like a old man yelling to get off my lawn
Cara: Don't be scared to walk over there and perform and post birth abortion
Dream:
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Cara: I fucking hate children
George: What
Cara: I hate them
Dream: Okay but what about babies You can't hate babies
Cara: Wanna bet?
George:
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George: What did babies do to you
Cara: Babies stare a whole lot for a motherfucker that can't fight
Sapnap: Oh my god
Dream:
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Sapnap: Dream come get your girl She's actually insane
Cara: I have every reason to hate babies Let me list them
George: Here we go again
Cara: 1. They are always leaking some kind of bodily fluid. Wether it's fucking snot or slobber or piss or wet shit They are just always damp for no reason
Dream: Jesus Christ
Cara: 2. They fucking smell And I'm not just talking about a smelly diaper EVERY BABY IVE EVER MET HAS THE SAME EXACT SMELL
George: It's literally because they are babies
Cara: YOU CANNOT TELL ME THATS NOT FUCKING SUS
Sapnap:
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Cara: 3.
Dream: Of course there's more
Cara: They are fucking dumb They don't even have object permanence You hide your face behind your hands and they think you just don't exist anymore
George: That's the whole point of Peak a Boo
Cara: A stupid game For a stupid bitch
Dream:
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Cara: 4. Like I said THEY FUCKING STARE like motha fuckas always staring at me in the check out line in Walmart Bitch if you don't stop I'm gonna grab you out of that damn stroller and throw you all the way to the freezer section
Sapnap: CARA
George:
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Dream: Cara we need to talk This is getting out of hand
Cara: HOW CAN YOU GET MAD AT ME FOR THROWING A BABY IF THEY ARE THE SIZE OF A FOOTBALL BITCH I DONT CARE IF ITS ILLEGAL IM GETTING THIS FUCKING TOUCH DOWN
Sapnap: Dream you are dating a psychopath
Dream: Oh I know
Cara: that will be the end of my power point presentation
Dream: Cara please go to bed I beg you
Cara: Now on to the next presention: Kids Over The Age of Four
Dream: FUCK
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This chapter was based off of the conversation I had with alyinnitabout 10 minutes ago.
Disclaimer: Do not throw football sized children all the way into the freezer section at Walmart It may be illegal but idk
