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Cara:
I wonder when the government is going to kill me

George:

Sapnap:A "Hello" would be nice for once

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Sapnap:
A "Hello" would be nice for once

Cara:
I've explained too many conspiracies to too many people
There has to be one of them that turns out to be true

Dream:
Dating a mental hospital patient is so hard sometimes

Cara:
I've told you some, Dream
They're gonna come after you, too

Dream:
Finally

Cara:
We can be like Bonnie and Clyde
And both die ~together~

Dream:
Sounds good to me

Sapnap:
Stop acting like the government killing you is a thing that's actually going to happen

Cara:
Sapnap
Nick
Nicholas
All I'm saying is that if I die a young death, y'all better do some investigation

George:
Oh my god

Cara:
Because when I die, I'm gonna be 57 years old and it will be a suicide
But not because of depression or any of that shit
But because nobody can kill me BUT ME

Dream:
But what if they make your death look like a suicide?

Cara:
That's a great question Clayton
I'm glad you asked

Dream:
I don't like it when you call me Clayton

Cara:
Ignoring that

Sapnap:
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
CLAYTON

Dream:

Cara:When I dieI will drink 2 cups of bright blue paint, lather myself in baby oil, and throw my body into a dumpster fire that i started

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Cara:
When I die
I will drink 2 cups of bright blue paint, lather myself in baby oil, and throw my body into a dumpster fire that i started.
If those exact series of events don't happen,
It was the government

Dream:
It just occurred to me
That I am in love with a future crazy old lady who sits outside of the Walmart with a thong over her pants
Dear god

Cara:
Hehehe didn't know you were into that, babe
Noted
*winky winky*

Dream:
I don't even know how to respond to that

Sapnap:
Is it truly worth it, dream

Dream:
*sighs*
Yes

Cara:
HAHAHAAHAHHAH
FUCK YOU SAPNAP

George:
It's not too late to run

Dream:
Maybe a speedy jog

Cara:
I absolutely adore you

Dream:

Cara:Tell bob to stop being a cock block

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Cara:
Tell bob to stop being a cock block

Sapnap:
WOAH
THATS WHERE THAT WAS GOING?

Dream:
I JUST SPIT OUT MY SOUP AND NOW ITS ALL OVER THE PLACE

Cara:
Oh to be that soup...

George:
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

Sapnap:
DONT ASK, GEORGE
WE DONT WANT TO KNOW

Dream:
Wanna come over tonight?😉

Cara:
-

Sapnap:
I can't believe this conversation went from Cara talking about how the governments gonna add her to their hit list, to her being thirsty for dream for the 10000th time this week

Dream:
Can you blame her?

Sapnap:
YES

George:
What was the conspiracy she told you, dream

Dream:
You truly don't want to know

Sapnap:
It's that insane?

Dream:
The worst part is that it kinda did add up

George:
What kind of crack do they sell in florida?

Sapnap:
Where did she go?
It's been like 10 minutes since she last responded

Dream:
Oh my god she just called me and said she was on her way and then hung up

Sapnap:
Quick
Pour out all of the soup you own while you still have the chance

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Once every three weeks I have a dream that the government is after me, and i think it's a sign

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