Secco and Cioccolata

A new family member

This next one is for my Bruno kinnie friend ;)
"MUAHAHAHAH" Cioccolata cried out. "I have achieved the most CURSED part of my day!" Secco ran and grabbed his camera, because he knew Cioccolata was about to do something he'd regret.
"My beautiful secco, I will now eat a raw ostrich egg!!"
Secco looked very excited, so he started to film.
Cioccolata swallowed the giant egg whole, leaving an egg-shaped lump in his abdomen.
Secco giggled cutely, "Italian Chocolate, the egg hasn't cracked yet"
"I think I'm about to have a child" Cioccolata replied.
"Secco, I'm gonna need you to kick my stomach. Kick it so hard that the egg will break" Cioccolata asked his dog.
"Of course!"
Secco used his teenage mutant ninja turtle technique and kicked Cioccolata in the abdomen as hard as he could, and the egg lump sank into Cioccolata.
"Thank you, Secco" Cioccolata said.
~10 minutes later~
Cioccolata vomited up some yolk into a frying pan!!
Cioccolata started to heat it up.
"DUCK" yelled secco.
They both fell down, and the stove exploded.
The dog and his owner stood up after 10 seconds of hiding.
There was debris everywhere, but on the floor, was one tiny platypus.
No, not Perry the Platypus, this creature was coloured a mould-green.
Cioccolata took the platypus under his wing and whispered "I'll name you 'Fungus' ok?"
Secco held Fungus.
"No one will ever hurt you."
As soon as Secco said that, Gordon Ramsay drove in on a motorcycle and killed Fungus, while Secco was filming.
"I NEED LAMB SAUCE FOR THIS DIVINE PLATYPUS" Gordon screamed.
Cioccolata cried for an hour.
✨The End✨