Diary Of a Shoe

Reality

Well, fuck.

I open my eyes not ten seconds later, and I still see the same sky. 

Damnit, Cristina!

You can't just...leave me out here

....right?

She wouldn't do that. She's trustworthy.

I hear Meredith coming this way and I cringe. I don't get along super well with Maddie and Mackenzie. They're kind of whiny. They once made me choose which one was a better friend and they were both whining "Pick me. Choose me. Love me". We don't get along well.

So when I hear her coming, I shut my eyes and hope they go right past.

Meredith walks right past me. Thank god.

I stick my tongue out at Maddie and Mackenzie and they walk by. They didn't see it, but they deserved it.

I hear a noise to my left and I turn to see something slithering towards me. As it gets closer, I see that it's a snake. 

But...it's wearing something?

It gets closer and I see it's...it's wearing a vest!! Not sure how he found that, but it looks good on him.

As the snake gets closer, I wonder...do snakes eat shoes?

I finally decide no, they do not. And the snake slithers away, eyeing me warily.

This is horrible. I'm alone, Lexie is dead, Mark and Arizona are injured, Derek is....somewhere....

We need help. And we need it fast.

Or we'll all die anyway.