gacha world headcannons and shit

What Your Favorite Gacha Ship Says About You

(cough cough Eldena Doubleca5t cough)
Cuz why the fuck not
Hhhhhhh can u tell im running out of ideas
Also, disclaimer: dont take any of this seriously. This is only for entertainment purposes and nothing else. U shouldnt feel guilty abt shipping something (unless its clearly abusive or incest, pedophilia, etc.)
Also TW: there might be some dark jokes, beware
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Claire x Tiff - you believe the only way to solve a love triangle is by ignoring the axis
Claire x Reed - you're always a slut for battle couples
Tiff x Reed - you're always a slut for bad boy gets reedemed by cute girl.
Lyte x Reed - your ideal relationship dynamic is either stone cold badass x cinammon roll or stone cold badass x dumbass... Or both!
Shishi x Reed - either you're a firm believer in the in the inherent eroticism of being mentored or you masturbated to so much step-mom porn its bleeding into your ships
Cykopath x Phantom - you're a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of murdering people.
Xavier x Phantom - your ideal relationship dynamic is nerd x goth
Xavier x Lyte - you're always a slut for enemies to lovers
Xavier x Vinyl - this is just the same joke as xavier x lyte, but.... Uh...
Xavier x Eve - im scared of you
Vinyl x Lyte - i refuse to believe you exist
Phantom x Lyte - your ideal relationship dynamic is either emo x cinnamon roll or emo x dumbass or you're so fucking done with cyko's overwhelming obsession in gacha resort and him literally LYING HIS ASS OFF TO GET SOMEONE ON A DATE WITH HIM in gacha memories, that you just wanna see him suffer as much as humanly possible
Luni x Lilith - you're, in concept, always a slut for healthy LGBTQ+ representation, but really, you just want good things for Lilith, and honestly, who doesn't?... Or you're just a straight dude and think they're hot together...
Lulano x Mitsuko - you just want good things for mitsuko, and honestly, who doesn't?
Lilith x Mitsuko - you just want good things for both lilith AND mitsuko, and honestly, who doesnt?
Corruption/Final boss x Summoner - this is just the same joke as Xavier x Lyte but you prefer fantasy
Sol x Summoner - you're always a slut for overly serious and secretly traumatized villain being redeemed by a nearby paragon protagonist
Sol x New Summoner - this is just the same joke as sol x summoner but........................ Uh....
Kuku x Aoi - you just want good things for kuku, and honestly, who doesnt?
Kuku x Kugari - you ship ayano and taro