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The Lyte Is D E D

Lyte: It is good day to not be D E D!
*POW*
Ripper: You are D E D!
Lyte: I AM D E D!
Ripper: hehehehehehelol
Reed: *gasp* DA LYTE IS D E D!
Ripper: Y e s
Lyte: I AM D E D
Reed: WHY is the lyte D E D?
Ripper: I dunno
Lyte: I think it was-
Ripper & Reed: SHHH you are D E D!
Lyte: ok
Claire: Wassup ya wankers! Who's up for a... 𝘼 𝘼 𝙃
Claire: What the bloody hell just happened?
Ripper & Reed: The lyte is D E D!
Claire: The lyte is D E D?
Reed: Correct!
ʸ ᵃ ʸ
Reed: so, did you see the murderer?
Ripper & Claire: Nope, sorry mate
Reed: I will FIND him! I will CAPTURE him! And noone will ever die again!
*clapping intensifies*
Luni: ATTTEEEEEEEEENNNTTION!
Luni: The lyte is D E D!
Ripper, Reed & Claire: We know
Luni: Who killed him?
Ripper, Reed & Claire: We don't know
Luni: I WILL FIND 𝑪𝑳𝑼𝑬𝑺
Luni: WHAT'S THAT? A WEAPON! That thing is why the lyte is D E D!
Ripper, Reed & Claire: The lyte is D E D?
Luni: Y E S! He D I E D!
Ripper, Reed & Claire: ¿ɥƃnɐ
*In the distance* INCOMING!
Tiff: RAUS, RAUS! MOVE, NOW!
*Healing intensifies*
*nvm hes still ded*
Tiff: In my medical opinion, THAT LYTE IS D E D!
Claire: DOC, WHAT HAPPENED?
Tiff: My proffesional opinion? The LYTE WAS KILLED!
* p a n i c *
Tiff: ... I dont think its anything to worry about...
Reed: Well, now what?
*in the distance* Cyko: CLIPITY CLOP, MOTHERFUCKER
Reed: ...Ugh, come on...
Cyko: Lookatis. The freaking lyte is D E D! What do you think of that?........Uh...
Reed: Cyko?
Cyko: Yeah?
Reed: GO HOME!
Cyko: AH COME ON! freakinunbeliavebleseriouslyyouguysallsuck
Reed: Ok. lets get back to the point.
Lyte: I think the lyte is D E D
Everyone: THE LYTE IS D E D?
Lyte: OH, seriously. WHO KILLED LYTE?
Phantom: IT WAS M E.
Everyone: 🅗︎ 🅤︎ 🅗︎ ¿
Phantom: 𝚈 𝚎 𝚜.
Phantom: I did it like T H I S
*BOOM*
Everyone: * c o n c e r n *
Phantom: That's a joke. It was H E R!
* s u p r i s e *
Ripper: HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Phantom: i didnt
Phanton: that was a joke too
Ripper*evil laughter intensifies* THAT'S RIGHT! IT WAS M E!
Reed: YOU MONSTER
Lyte: But wHYYYYyYyy???
Ripper: Cuz you're U G L Y, boi.
Ripper: And another thing, you're O V E R R A T E D
*arguing intensifies*
Lyte: 𝕊ℂ𝕐𝕋ℍ𝔼 ℝ𝕀ℙℙ𝔼ℝ
Ripper: Ah dammit lyte fuck off
Ripper: You are D E D
Lyte: no u
*POW*
Lyte: H A H A
Lyte: You are D E D
Lyte: Not big suprise
Reed: Well, that was idiotic. Off to hang myself. Watch and learn-  *fukn dies*
Lyte: ........... I am A L I V E
Lyte: ... is nice
Lyte:.......... 𝒀𝒆𝒔, 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔  𝒔 𝒕 𝒖 𝒑 𝒊 𝒅