[TaeNy] #121-140

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121.
tiffany: you fucking gorgeous piece of shit!! do you know how talented you are? you good looking son of a bitch! god damn it, you little ball of sunshine. how dare you make me so happy?!

taeyeon:

taeyeon: uhm, thank you??


122.
taeyeon: hey fany, what's your last name?

tiffany: it hasn't changed since we met-

taeyeon [getting down on one knee]: then maybe it should


123.
taeyeon: [wearing an astronaut costume]

taeyeon: i just need some space

tiffany:

taeyeon: get it?

tiffany: why did i agree to being your girlfriend?


124.
tiffany: if you ever get married, can i have an important role in your wedding?

taeyeon [hurt]: you think i'd get marri-

tiffany: ...like as the bride?



125.
taeyeon [internally]: omg tiffany is so pretty, just talk to her!

tiffany: hi taeyeon!

taeyeon [messed up]: how you today are.


126.
tiffany: hold the fuck up

taeyeon: excuse me?

tiffany: i said, hold the fuck up

taeyeon: 

tiffany: i'm the fuck up. hold me


127.
taeyeon: [carrying groceries]

tiffany: [reaches out to help carry some]

taeyeon: [switches all groceries to one arm so she can hold tiffany's hand]

tiffany: that's not what i- okay.


128.
taeyeon: look, you can't fall in love with me, okay?

tiffany: don't tell me what to do

taeyeon:

tiffany: i'm going to love the fuck out of you and there's nothing you can do to stop me


129.
tiffany: [hugs taeyeon]

taeyeon: i didn't ask for this. these are unauthorized snuggles

tiffany: [moves away]

taeyeon: i didn't tell you to stop


130.
tiffany [sighing fondly]: taeyeon says the most romantic things to me

sunny: all she said was 'hello'

tiffany: it's the way she said it, soonkyu


131.
tiffany: boys these days don't give you flowers, they give you depression


132.
taeyeon: life is so hard.

taeyeon: [takes out a cigarette]

tiffany: ...i didn't know you smoked?

taeyeon [bites half]: it's chocolate


133.
tiffany: you'll be ok, marshmallow

taeyeon: do you call me that because i'm soft and easily flattened?

tiffany: well, yes... but if it makes you feel better, it's also because you're very white


134.
tiffany: i'm a badass bitch

taeyeon: [calls]

tiffany [giggling and flopping on couch]: taetae!!!


135.
taeyeon: it's not my fault i help girls realize they're gay

(a/n: I FELT THAT)


136.
taeyeon: hi, i'm kim taeyeon and you are...?

tiffany: questioning my sexuality


137.
tiffany:  taeyeon texted me 'your adorable' and i texted back 'no, YOU'RE adorable'

seohyun: and?

tiffany: and now we're dating. we've been on 6 dates.

tiffany: all i did was correct her typo, but i really like her so i'm not gonna say anything.


138.
tiffany: omg yoong, she's right there!! what should i say?

yoona: just tell her 'you have beautiful eyes'.

tiffany [to taeyeon]: i have beautiful eyes

taeyeon: okay...??

yoona: NO!!


139.
taeyeon: fany, what's an orgasm?

tiffany:

yuri: that's when you fold paper into birds, dumbass!

taeyeon: that's oregano, bitch!


140.
taeyeon: i need you to swear-

tiffany: FUCKING SHIT!!

taeyeon: -a promise.

tiffany: oh.

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