281.
seohyun: you wouldn't understandtaeyeon: come on seo, talk to me
seohyun: it's egregious
taeyeon: smaller words
282.
yuri: my friends, as always, give me full supportsunny [shouting in the distance]: you're doing everything wrong!
283.
yuri: i've got a driver's license!!seohyun: and how's that even possible?!
yuri: hey! what do you mean?
tiffany: how did you get it?
yuri: DIY!! revolutionary!!
284.
taeyeon: i like to think things throughseohyun: once i saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire but ok
taeyeon: yO THAT WAS DOPE
285.
sooyoung: sica just gave me a 'get better soon' cardyoona: aw, that was sweet of her
sooyoung: i wasn't sick, she just thought i could do better
286.
yuri: what if i just... poured cereal into the milk carton?tiffany [takes away milk]: what if you didn't?
287.
taeyeon: how does a train eat?hyoyeon:
taeyeon: it goes chew chew
hyoyeon: get out
288.
hyoyeon: i have horse-like reflexesyuri: don't you mean cat-like?
hyoyeon: what?
hyoyeon: [kicks sooyoung in the jaw]
289.
taeyeon: i burnt my tongue on my coffee and it made me realize it's the things you love that hurt you the most
290.
sooyoung: why did i eat so much...yuri: remember, you saw that 'all you can eat' sign and took it as a challenge
sooyoung: oh yeah. mission accomplished!!
291.
tiffany: are you always a smartass?jessica: no
jessica: i'm asleep most of the time
292.
hyoyeon [about to do something very very stupid]: go big or go home, am i right?!seohyun: please, please go home. please, hyoyeon, i'm begging you, go home just this once-
hyoyeon: hell yeah i'm going big!!!
293.
waiter: how old is your daughter?sooyoung: she's not my-
waiter: kids eat free
sunny:
sooyoung: oh yes, this is my daughter sunny. isn't her dumb face the cutest?
sunny [under her breath when waiter isn't looking]: i will kill you
sooyoung: hush, child of mine
294.
taeyeon: why is it called toothpaste? it should be teethpastesunny: it's 7am for fucks sake taeng, i haven't even had coffee yet
taeyeon: it should be teethpaste and you know it
295.
yoona: here's a message to all my bitch-ass hatersyoona [tearing up]: i'm really sensitive, so please stop
296.
yuri: you think me and yoona are immature?jessica: yes
yuri: yoong, what do you think?
yoona: well first off, sica doesn't get to play in our fort with that kinda attitude
297.
[texting]sooyoung: do y'all like paseggiliti
jessica: the fuck is that
sooyoung: pasgetti
tiffany: what?
sooyoung: lol idk how to spell it
sunny: you mean spaghetti?
sooyoung: oh yeah
[sunny has removed sooyoung from the chat]
298.
yuri: quick! you've got to hide me!sunny: what? why?
yuri: i told seohyun i don't believe in oxygen and now she's on the warpath! please... hide me!
sunny: you don't believe in oxygen?
yuri: well, if you think about it, i-
sunny: SHE'S RIGHT HERE SEOBABY
299.
yuri: why is the statue smirking at everyone except me?tiffany: it's not smirking at anyone, they're imagining it
tiffany: [points at taeyeon] sleep deprivation... [points at yoona] paranoid... [points at sooyoung] and she's just plain dumb
300.
taeyeon [sipping hot tomato juice]: if you guys are upset with me, at least give me a reason whysunny: why is she the leader again?