61.
jessica: can we talk about the email you sent out to the entire company?
tiffany: it was a critical update.
jessica: all it says is 'i'm back on my bullshit'.
tiffany: people need to know
62.
taeyeon: warm water tastes round and cold water tastes pointy
sooyoung: what the fuck have you been smoking and where can i get it?
63.
taeyeon: did you hear about the chef that died?
seohyun: ...no?
taeyeon: he pasta away
seohyun: i hope you pasta away
64.
hyoyeon [about sooyoung]: permission to punch her in the face?
taeyeon: permission denied. reluctantly
65.
seohyun: what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
yoona: what?
seohyun: it becomes daytrogen
yoona:
yoona: ...i'm going to bed
seohyun: good nitrogen
yuri: sleep tightrogen
taeyeon: don't let the bugs bitetrogen
66.
yoona: don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to put in. you measure that shit with your heart.
67.
tiffany: is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?
seohyun: malcontented, miserable, desolated-
jessica: smad
68.
yuri: do you think dogs have different accents for their barks when they're from different countries?
yoona: i mean i get what you're saying but i-
sunny: it's 3am if you don't both shut the FUCK up i will kill you both
69.
[hyoyeon and sooyoung squabbling]
seohyun: shhh! did everyone hear that?
hyoyeon: what?
sooyoung: what?
seohyun: that was the sound of my patience shattering into a billion tiny pieces.
70.
sooyoung: i am not drunk
seohyun: yes you are
sooyoung: i am NOT drunk
seohyun: then can you tell the time?
sooyoung: of course i can [turns to the clock] I AM NOT DRUNK.
seohyun:
71.
[jessica and tiffany in a horror movie]
tiffany: YOU'RE LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD. WHAT'S YOUR TYPE?
jessica [bleeding heavily]: tall, female, brown hair, funny, supporti-
tiffany: BLOOD TYPE YOU DUMBASS
jessica: oh
jessica: [looks down at wound]
jessica: red
72.
jessica: i don't dress to impress, i dress to depress
jessica: i look so good i make people hate themselves
73.
seohyun [reading a fact book]: did you know when you break a bone, it typically grows back stronger?
taeyeon: so i should break every bone in my bone until i become invincible!
seohyun:
seohyun: taeyeon, no
74.
hyoyeon: WHO THE FUCK-
seohyun: LANGUAGE PLEASE!
hyoyeon: WHOM THE FUCK-
seohyun: NO!
75.
taeyeon: i'm depressed
tiffany: you should get out more! go outside!
taeyeon [goes to the beach]: great, now it's a tropical depression
76.
yuri: how many people do you have to kill to get arrested?
seohyun: one. just one person.
yuri [skeptical]: are you sure?
77.
yoona: nothing in life is free :(
yuri: adventure is free!
seohyun: life is free
taeyeon [looks at tiffany]: love is free :)
sooyoung: you fools, everything is free if you take it without paying
78.
taeyeon: i just tried to make a reservation at the library
seohyun: you don't need to make a reservati-
taeyeon: but i couldn't get one
seohyun: please stop talking
taeyeon:
taeyeon: it was fully booked
79.
yoona: how many macaroons have you had today?
taeyeon: none
yoona: taeyeon...
taeyeon: okay, five... or more... baker's dozen at most
yoona: do you even know how many are in a baker's dozen?
taeyeon: by my count?
taeyeon [smiles sheepishly]: forty-eight?
80.
[everyone preparing to watch a movie]
sunny: guys, how do you like your popcorn?
seohyun [looking at yoona]: i like them how i like my girlfriend [smiles genuinely]
sunny:
sunny: i'm afraid we don't have stupid popcorn
yoona: hEY-
