Never Saw That Coming (completed but I'm still fixing some parts)

Madness (Lisa POV)

I woke up so early today although its weekend. Well you know the reason, the girl that I helped last night started making a scene again!

~pang pang piu piu dushhh~ (the sounds coming from the living room)

Lazily I drag my feet to my bedroom's front door. I'm shocked soon as I saw my stuff were being thrown here and there. My eyes are just growing wide as I look at the pity states of my living room. It appeared like a ship wreck! All of my magizines, plastic flowers, my pillows, my favourite vintage photos were all over the place. I can't breathe!

I think I need to send her to the hospital to check on her mental state. She's literally gone crazy. She's behaving like a rage stone age people. Damn! It such a pity! She has a beautiful face but her behaviour is not even reflecting with her appearance. I can't be mad at her cause she is already throwing tantrum. I'm just there standing still watching my home being destroyed. How am I gonna clean these mess?!

After she is done destructing my home, she started to sob again while crouching down on the floor next to the couch. Is she bipolar or something? She is so unpredictable since last night.

I'm not sure how should I approach her. I've been single long enough and I don't even remember exactly how to comfort a woman. Soon she started to calm down, slowly I come closer to her. "You okay?" I asked checking on her condition.

"What do you think?! Am I look happy right now?! Huh?!" What the fudge, she spitting fire on my face. I regret for asking! My eyes just blinking rapidly by her respond. Ungrateful bish! But I can't be insensitive with the situation, so I grab a box of tissue in the kitchen and slowly handing to her. I'm surprised when she violently grabs that tissue box and throws it away.  She then started screaming. The hell is wrong with her! I mean I'm trying to be nice here.

Maybe it's still not a right time to speak to her. So I decided to take some time cleaning the mess in the living room while leaving her alone. I can't be mad anymore, this mess already happened and I can't avoid it. I almost choked when I saw my favourite vintage photos being teared and crumpled. My hand is literally shaking holding my poor photos. I can't breathe! This girl I want to smack her head so hard.

After hours of cleaning, I head to the kitchen to cook something for breakfast. I'm deadly starving. That midget is still crouching down at her place. I don't want to bother her yet cause she might throwing hands at me. Why, just why? why would I have to encounter all of this?

After I'm done with cooking, I try to check on her again. She is still crying, her eyes are all puffy and her nose looks red. She look like a swollen cat face that stung by a bee. I want to laugh but I don't want to die early. I try my hardest to composed myself. My shoulders are shaking and I bit my lower lips trying so hard not to laugh.

I sit on a couch like few steps away from her. We both stay silence for few minutes. "I thought true love does really exist. I was wrong the whole time" she broke the silence. I'm surprised, her voice sounds calm now. I feel so awkward and I don't know how to respond, so I just keep my mouth shut.

"How could he do this to me? I pour all my heart and soul to him and he just takes it for granted" she continued as she started to sob. I assumed her partner broke her heart? I'm still trying to figure out how should I respond to this. Soon I begin to speak "My grandma always said, dick is jerk, pussy is good. Maybe you could try to change a channel. Maybe clam could help you more than a banana do" she burst in laughter after she heard my words. I'm stunned. Ghurl I'm not joking. I thought. Silently I give her bombastic side eyes.

"I'm sorry I wreck your home" she apologized. Finally! She's normal. For a second I thought she's crazy. "You okay now? Want to have some breakfast?" I checked on her once again. She take a deep breath and nodded to my question. A few moments later we go to the kitchen to have some breakfast together.

"I thought you don't like bananas?" she asked.