"Hey, Kazuma, are you gonna order something?"
Aqua stared fiercely at me, her eyes fixated on me.
It took me a second to figure out what the hell is going on.
Megumin, still asleep on the table.
Huh? What's going on?
I immediately grabbed Aqua by the collar.
"Aqua! You said if I died, I could not return. Is that correct?"
"What? Yeah-h. What the hell is wrong with you? You have guts to grab a goddess by the collar?"
Right. I instantly let go of her. She is still a goddess. I took a deep breath and ask another question.
"Do you remember our fight with Belida?"
Aqua regard me with oblivious eyes.
"Bell who?"
"Beldia!"
"I have not a clue about what you're talking about."
I retreat to my seat, something's not right. I also tried not to stare at Megumin...
Headless Megumin.
Ughhh!
"Kazuma!"
Aqua's scream brought me back to reality.
"If you're not ordering anything, I am."
Not long after, the waitress brought us four plates of roasted frog legs. Right on cue, Megumin woke up from her nap.
Megumin's up. Maybe I can ask her.
"Hey, Megumin. Do you remember Beldia? The headless horsemen. He sliced your head off. Tell me you remember him."
Megumin who has just woken up stared at me with drowsy eyes.
"Kazuma. It's too early for this. Explain everything to me after I get my ten-hour sleep. A crimson demon cannot achieve their finest without sleeping..."
After that, I just sat and watch Aqua and Megumin eat away the frog legs.
"...and food."
Am I just dreaming? However, all that seems so real concrete. Heck, I even broke my leg.
"Are you not going to eat?"
Aqua, who was in the middle of ripping apart her frog legs, stopped and look at me.
Just then, Aqua shoved me away from the incoming blade and gave me a warm smile as if saying, do better next time.
"Of course, I'll eat."
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"Emergency quest! Emergency quest! All adventurers, please report to the front gate!"
This is a dream. 5 more minutes.
"I repeat, all adventurers..."
Stop it, Aqua! This is not funny.
"...report to the front gate."
I will shove my sword up your nose if you don't stop.
"~please report to the front gate~"
"AHHHH!"
I flip over my blanket and tackle whoever was closest to me.
"L-Let go of me, you ape! What the hell is wrong with you?!"
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Re: Konosuba
FanficAfter dying a not so memorable death, the high school dropout was transported to another world where the goddess named Aqua gave him two choices: go to heaven or reincarnate in another world. Kazuma picked the latter along with Aqua and start their...
