A Fumbass's Notes/Thoughts

Four Jews in a Room Bitching

Not bold = lyrics
Bold = my notes

(Bickering)
BRYNA IN CHINA WITH A TORN MENISCUS
(How the holy hell did I spell meniscus right on the first try)

Four Jews in a room bitching;
Four Jews in a room plot a crime

I'm bitching. He's bitching
They're bitching. We're bitching
Bitch bitch bitch bitch funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch 
All the time
No notes, this is pure beauty.

Whadda they do for love? (Oooo)
Whadda they do for love? (Oooo)
They die.

Bitching

Bitching

Bitching

Bitching
My friend said she didn't know bitch was a verb before listening to this song

Four Jews in a room stoop

They stoop?

To pray

I'm Jewish

I'm Jewish

I'm Jewish

Half Jewish

Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Night and day
Bitch doesn't even look like a word anymore

Slavery, slavery
Any non Falsettos fan would be very confused
Tbh so are Falsettos fans

We crossed the desert
Running for our lives
Fleeing from the Pharaoh
Who was up to no good
Very specific

Now we're at the red sea
Pharaoh is behind us
wanting us extincted

What we need is a miracle!
Of judaism?

And then the red sea
Split before us
No more tsouris
And all this time I thought they were just saying "Sorrows" weirdly

We got our miracle
We got our miracle
We got our miracle
I love how their voices overlap, it sounds so good

Four Jews itching for answers
Four Jews bitching their whole lives long
Again, the harmonies are a m a z i n g

I'm Whizzer
Really?

I'm Jason
No way!

I'm Mendel
I thought you were American!

I'm Marvin
Duh, who else would you be, Winnie the Pooh?

Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Right or wrong

In case of smoke please call our mothers on the phone and say their sons are all on fire
Apparently even William Finn doesn't know what he meant by this line

We are manipulating people and we need to know
Our worst sides aren't ignored

The guilt invested will in time pay wisely

We do not tippy toe
You do in March of the Falsettos

We charge ahead to show

We're good in bed

Excel in bed

We smell in bed

Where is the bed?

I love the bed

Who has the bed?

I want the bed!

Who stole the bed?
Apparently Anthony mixed up "has" and "stole" one time, and accidentally said "Who shat the bed"

Who stole the bed?

I lost it twice

The bed is mine

The bed is nice 

The bed is
Four Jews in a room bitching, whee!
Four Jews talking like Jew-ish men
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic
They're neurotic, we're neurotic
"No one is saying you're a sick neurotic"

Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny

I'm nauseous
Before the game?

I'm nauseous
Maybe cuz you're gonna die? (spoiler alert)

I'm simple

I'm Jewish

Slavery, slavery

Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny

I'm Jewish -I'm neurotic -Bitch bitch
He's Jewish -He's neurotic -Bitch bitch
They're Jewish -They're neurotic -Funny funny
We're Jewish -We're neurotic -Funny funny
Bitch bitch -Four Jews -I'm Jewish
Bitch bitch -In a room bitching -He's Jewish
Funny funny -Bitch bitch -They're Jewish
Funny funny -Bitch bitch -We're Jewish
I love this part so much

Four Jews in a room bitching

In a room bitching

Bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Now and then
Can't lose
Loose screws
As in crazy?

Four

One

Two

Three

Four

Five!

Five Jews!

My eyes and ears are all bitched out 

That's it. Love y'all,
Sincerely, me!