Not bold: the lyrics Bold: my fumbass notes/thoughts
Hang up all your clothes Whizzer begs Whizzer knows WHIZZER IS ALL KNOWING
Shave your legs Makes me sick You're a prick wow rude
God, you're impossibleWe've been together for nine months Ten months Nine months Ten months Nine months Ten months Ok but like I really want to know how long they really were together. Was it eleven months? Ten? Nine? Eight? The World Will (never) Knowᵗᵐ
We are the salt of the bourgeoisie While i put the steak in I bring home the bacon Oink oink motherfuckers
And we're proud to say we love it how weDon't, Won't Don't Won't Don't Agree
Wow, disagree much?
Everything he owns is vile Marvin doesn't care a whit Marvin doesn't share My devotion to Style ✨ s t y l e ✨
Men from France can cancel a debt Men in cufflinks make me forget my name I intend to upset This regrettable game
My mom laughed at the little finger waggle he does heere Like, he just (understandably) looks so disappointed that he could fall for someone as unstylish as Marvin
Whizzer takes me by the neck What is this, wash and wear? Whizzer has unlimited knowledge of Dreck
Send me flowers Mention is made Make them roses You better be writing this down, Marvin
Attention is paid in full See how quickly he sours When he pushes, I pull Hang up your clothes, Marvin Yeah Marvin
Breeding shows, MarvinI was rich, he was horny We fit like a glove Close your eyes Whizzer Passion dies Whizzer is passion
But I'd kill for that thrill of first Love
We ask for passion at all times We stand for passion and drink this toastStill it's awfully trying And we're not denying Out of all our lesser passions We like fighting most
Whizzer screws too much to see What a joy's monogamy What a joy is saving is joys For one man
Leave me Love me Don't be a fool Want me Feed me No one so cruel and CheapWhat I love I devour What you love you devour What I covet, I keepIsn't that right, Whizzer? Let's both fight, Whizzer!I was trained in karate
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It took me like half an hour to find that I hope you're happy (literally nobody asked for that stfu) ALSO-
It's Karate, Kid
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I'm best when I cheat So I'll cheat, Whizzer and I'll shove And I'll kill for that thrill of first Love *beautiful instrumentals*
We've been together for nine months- Ten months Nine months We've been together for ten months What, it's been nine months! Ten months I need to knowwwwwww
In fact, we almost survived a year True but who is counting? me
We're too busy mounting A display of our affection That is so sincerePassion dies Passion dies THE HARMONIES OMS I AM DECEASED
I would kill for that thrill of first love I would kill for that thrill of first love- I would kill for that thrill of first love- I would kill for that thrill I would kill for that thrill of first Love Love Love
