Today was Gary's shearing day so he was escorted into the shearing house was treated with a luxury grass diamond on his arrival which made him happier. Then he remembered it's shearing day he worst day of the week because he would be cold tomorrow and the day after that, then he would regrow his fur.
The shearer popped through a door with the tools, he walked up to Gary and stroked Gary from head to his lower back then whispered in his ear I'm sorry. Gary as per usual didn't give a fuck so Gary spat on the shearer. The shearer took this as a sign of happiness and started the process of shearing, he pushed a button on the wall which turns on a shower above to soften his fur then he put on a gas mask (because Gary gets dangerously laxative when getting sheared) and finally started shearing Gary with the gold plated semi automated shears. Today Gary's fur is aqua the third strongest and fourth most expensive colour at he has had.
Pfffft there goes a natural gas bomb. Gary notices one guard forgot to put on his gas mask, Gary watches as the soldier's face goes green and he slumps over and starts having a seizure. A few other guards laugh at this guard. After 1 whole hour Gary finally gets to leave, it's cold now Gary thinks, he is escorted onto a paddock where he is offered a drink and a grass diamond, he takes both then lies down.
Rumble Rumble. "FUCK EARTHQUAKE, GET GARY INSIDE NOW" yells a random solider. Nine soldiers are running at Gary full pace, while Gary is slowly getting.
BOOM! All the soldiers fall to the ground and so does Gary. A massive drill tank has burst from the ground. Soldiers are on their knees taking aim. But when they fire the bullets bounce off so they call in tanks. But before support arrives it advances towards Gary! The drill head splits in two and opens to show a compartment about a bedrooms size. It then has a claw arm which grabs Gary and places him in the compartment! The drill then closes! Then the tank goes back underground. While all the solders were watching helplessly.
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Stolen Llama
AdventureFollow the story of a priceless Llama. A llama who gets stolen, will his rightful owner get him back.
