Stolen Llama

New 'Owners'

" So your the llama they call Gary, well Gary I am your new owner, my name is nick." Said the man in a suit.
" Hey, Boss you should check this out" said one random bandit on a laptop
" What is it Bob " -nick
" It's a reward bounty for Gary " - bandit
" Let's see how much Gary is worth hey ...." -nick
" Holy fucking crap 20,000,000,000,000! " - nick
" I told ya you needed to see boss " -bandit
" you were right, we could front up and we will never to worry about the po po anymore " -nick
" yeah boss, wait or we could wait and the price may rise " -bandit
" yess, another zero would be nice I guess " -nick
" what do you think Gary? " -nick
Gary snorts
" whatever then Gary "- nick walks out
Gary tries to get some food. But no one will give him any. He is getting hungry.
" dinner time Gary, I hope you like it I made my chefs make it, it's grass in the shape of a ingot " -nick comes back with a tray
Gary licks it then snorts distastefully and kicks the tray away.
" seriously Gary come on I thought you like oven grass, well I guess we will have to feed you something though. "- nick
" What to feed him, what to fee him. "- nick mumbles as he walks out
Gary starts licking the guards. The guards are trembling.
" oi nick, Gary's getting a bit too hungry, he's licking us " - guard 1
" yeah, yeah we are making some grass foods" - nick
" here we are Gary an oven grass crystal with sprinkled diamonds " - nick
Nick offers the tray to Gary, Gary takes a crystal in his mouth, bites it and spits it out.e
Gary head buts the tray, it falls on the ground.
" seriously what do you even eat, well i guess it's good you drink water " -nick
Nicks walks out. Gary gets so very hungry it's starting to make him give a fuck.
Nick walks in with a box and a strap on it. He straps it to Gary's throat then says
" now, what do you eat Gary" -nick
The box vibrates and puts out a voice
" stupid human, I wonder why he took me, I think I am going to walk home tomorrow " -Gary
" umm that isn't exactly what I wanted to hear" -nick
" actually Imma head home now, bye silly human" -Gary
" no no no no, you should stay "-nick
Nick says as Gary walks away to the back of the room. Then turns a little bit and charges straight through the wall and charges through everything in his way including a prison. Gary can see his home and as usual it's perimeter is guarded by tanks. He still goes on. He charges through two tanks and into his owners room.