𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐚𝐬𝐭*࿐|~𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕓𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤

𝐨𝐧𝐞♡︎

We're the Pogues and our mission this summer is to have a good time,all the time. Starting by breaking into someone's private property and drinking alcohol. I'm sat with JJ obviously because JB is clearly on a suicide mission in the top of the roof.
"That's what, a three story fall to the deck, I'd give you about a one-in-three chance of survival."
Pope clearly says trying to hint to him to get his ass off the roof but he doesn't listen, which we are used to by now. Pope was the smart one of the group and there was clearly no denying that one bit. I will admit, it did scare me there was a possibility he would fall but us Pogues have been through way worse.

"Are you on some sort of suicide mission JB!" I shout up to him while he literally dangles off the edge of the roof.
"Hmmmm." John says licking the beer off his fingers and then holding his fingers in the air testing the direction the wind is blowing. "Should I do it?"
"Yeah you should jump, I'll shoot you on the way down." Pope chuckled and smirked. holding up a drill to JB pretending it's a gun. Clearly it wasn't.
"You're gonna shoot me?"
John be said sarcastically questioning Pope. Then holding up a finger gun "Pow!"

"Yep" Pope replied smirking back at him. Pretending to be 'shot'.
"They're going to have Japanese toilets and towel warmers!"
Kie said as she walked out of the house. She had literally spent the last half hour looking around the house. I never joined her it would hurt me too much to see what I could never have.
"Of course they would, why wouldn't they?" John B replied rolling his eyes.
"Kie we'd all want the privilege of having towel warmers if we could." I reply to her smiling.

Leaning into JJ, my best-friend. We related to each other so much it was easy being close with him. I could see JB clenching his jaw out the corner of my eye, he was clearly jealous.
"This used to be a turtle habitat, but who cares about the turtles I guess?" Kie says looking back at us all, she never stops going on about saving the turtles, she's out there to say the least.
"I can't have cold towels" JB said jokingly, he knew he'd anger Kie.

"Can you please not kill yourself?" Kie shouted up to JB who was currently raising one of his feet in the air in an attempt to balance that clearly didn't go very well.
"Don't spill that beer!" JJ said whilst taking the final swig of his. I slapped him across the face as a joke for saying that. He just smiled and laughed back at me. "I'm not giving you another one." He tried to joke around, but I couldn't help but tense and get flustered because there was a chance the beer wouldn't be the only thing falling off the roof.

"Whoa!" he said stumbling back placing both his feet flat on the roof. "Oh shit!" He stuttered whilst the 5 of us watched the beer drop the the ground.
"Of course you did, right when I told him about it!" JJ laughed.
"Let's all give JB a round of applause." I chuckled whilst high-fiving JJ.
"Smooth" Kie said, raising an eyebrow.
"Hey!" I faintly heard from outside the house,it was security what a surprise.
"Hey,uh, security's here" Pope spoke out " Let's wrap it up"

"Alright boys early today" JJ said, standing up brushing the mud off his trousers and offering me his hand.
"Wow what a gentleman, thank you kind sir." I say  to JJ in a posh voice, chuckling to myself.
"You're welcome mate." He said in an Australian accent whilst watching JB slide down the side of the roof, we always spoke like this in situations like these.
"Let's go boys, and Lëia." She smirked.
"Thanks Kie for remembering I'm not a boy."
I say whilst she smiles back at me.
"Gary is that you?" JJ asked in a questioning tone.

"Oh my god it's Gary! Hey Gary how've you been." I shouted to him smiling sarcastically.
"Gary, good to see you man. Is it time?" JJ asked him while hoisting himself up and over the scaffolding. JB had to come back and help me down the edge of the scaffolding because I was 'too short' and my legs didn't reach the ground, he always teased me for that, because he though he was just so tall.

"You're asking for it JJ!"Kie says whilst smirking at JJ who was currently tormenting Gary. "Whoo!" we all shouted while running to the 'Twinkie' - an old Volkswagen van that John B just couldn't get rid of-.
"Hey, Stop!" Gary continues chasing after use flailing his arms around like a fish out of water. As we're running we hear Gary shouting for backup.
"Get em' they're coming' your way!". This makes me laugh hysterically because I know for a fact they can't get us. I look at JB while running and he shoots me a sly wink making me turn a light pink shade on my cheeks.

Suddenly another useless officer grabs JJ and shouts "I got him!". JJ slyly squeezes out of his grasp and says "Not much of a hugger man!" in his usual sarcastic tone with a smirk on his face.
"They're going out front!" Gary screams yet again.
I see Pope starting to stop so I shout "Go, Pope! Go! Go, go,go,go,go!" JJ then joins in and says "Get up Pope, fatso's coming!". Gary heard that remark and said "Hey! Come here you little pricks!" making us all laugh.

We all make it into the van and everyone sits down except me and JJ. "Bus is leaving!" JJ says pointing at Gary. I see Gary running for his life and say "Check out Gary, gunnin' for a raise!" with a smirk on my face. Everybody then laughs except Kie and say "Come on Gary, you can do it!" cheering him on as if he is a baby trying to walk for the first time.

JJ then orders them saying "Wait, slow down." John B does as JJ says.
"Hey! You little pricks!" Gary says grabbing his chest. "Stop! You're gonna give him a heart attack!" Kie says with a look of genuine worry on her face.
"You're so close!" I say JJ joining in "You can do it! There you go." he says while tossing Gary a beer -which he caught-.
"They don't pay you enough, for this shit bro!" JJ says giggling like a school girl hearing some new gossip. I see the upset and disapproving look on Kie's face and decided it was enough.

"JJ. Stop, stop." I say rubbing his arm while pointing at Kie. He gets what I was trying to say and stops. JJ wonders why we call him a troublemaker oh, come on. That sort of initiative is just begging to be punished.
I whisper to him "That was funny just don't tell Kie I said that" He smiles winking back at me.