You were running down the school hallway when your cellphone buzzed.
Panting, you reached into your shirt and looked at the caller ID.
*Incoming Call: Bro Munchkin*
Pressing the accept button, you answered.
"Hey!"
"Where are you?" Koichi said on the other end.
"I'm on my way! Class 2A..right?" You asked.
"Yeah...and hurry before lunch break is over!"
"Understood!"
With that, you ended the call as you continued to sprint down the corridor.
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You managed to reach class-2A in record time as you knocked on the door.
The door quickly slid opened to reveal Koichi,
"Great timing (Y/n), so did you bring the goods?" He asked.
You smiled, before holding up a plastic bag filled with snacks.
"Yelp!" You say as you entered and he closed the door.
"Thanks (Y/n), I knew I could count on you. You're the best." Koichi beamed at you, before taking the bag from you.
"Anything for a friend!"
You and Koichi than sat down on the floor as you watched him empty the bag.
Much to Koichi's delight, you had brought different kinds of snacks from chips, candy, and sweet buns.
You smiled as he opened a packet of Dorayaki and began to eat like a starving man.
"Finally, some real food." He sighs as you pulled off the lid of your bento and started to eat as well.
"So, it's that bad huh?" You asked.
Koichi blinked at you, but soon understood.
"It's not like... that... It's just," He started,
"As much as I love her, Yuyako's tofu diet is driving me crazy!" He groaned in frustration.
"She's been putting me on a strict diet cause she thinks I'm eating too many sweets. I know she wants me to stay healthy but....if I eat one more piece of tofu, I'm going to lose it!"
You continue to listen to him rant as you ate, nodding in understanding.
You knew what he meant.
You'd known Koichi since elementary and you two were like siblings. When you frist met Yuyako, you instantly didn't like the bitch.
You knew of her yandere tendencies towards Koichi and was worried for his well-being. However, every since Koichi accepted her as his girlfriend, you and Yuyako sort of developed a mutual respect for one another.
Sort of.
"Well, you could always tell her to fuck off!" You shrugged.
"(Y/n)!?"
"What? I'm just saying!" You saying finishing your bento.
"I'll have to find a nicer way to tell her!"
"To fuck off?"
"N-no! About easing up on the diet!" He exclaimed.
You giggled as you rolled your eyes,
"Well, good luck with that!" You say and then reach over to grab a packet of dorayaki.
For the next few minutes, you both jokingly chatted and ate until your cellphone suddenly buzzed.
You gaze at the caller ID,
*Incoming Call: Pompadour Healer*
"Who's that?" Koichi asked.
"It's Josuke, just a second... Hello?" You answered.
"Yo (Y/n), are you with Koichi?"
"Yeah, we're on the first floor in class-2A, having lunch." You replied.
"Why you ask? Is something wrong?" You added.
"SHit, Yuyako's on her way towards you now!" He says frantically.
"You got to get out of there (Y/n)..and quick!
Before you could reply, the door to the classroom opened, and there stood Yuyako Yamagishi.
"Y-Yuyako!" Koichi exclaimed nervously.
Said girl blinked as her eyes scanned the room. She took notice of the snacks laid out on the floor, from the chip bags and to the dorayaki.
She then glared at you, her eyes becoming daggers, before glancing down at her boyfriend.
"Ichi-kun, what is the meaning of this and why is there junk food... and why is (Y/n) here?" She questioned with a false sense of kindness.
Her inner yandere intensifies.
"N-now Yuyako, this isn't what it looks like! I-I can explain." Koichi sweat dropped.
You watched as Yuyako's long black hair began flowing behind her, like medusa and a dangerous killer aurora coming off of her.
You smiled before standing up, grabbing your backpack.
"Sup Yuyako... me and Koichi were just having lunch, since your tofu sucks!" You say smuggly as the girl gritted her teeth.
"AHHH (Y/N)! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?" Koichi panicked.
Yuyako glared at you menacingly, and it was obvious she was holding herself back not to just run up and stab you.
"Anyways, I gotta bounce. It was nice having lunch with you Koichi!" You say cheerfully.
"It was nice seeing ya Bitch-chan!" You waved at Yuyako, who screamed in anger.
Yuyako then charged at you as you quickly activated your stand "Can't Touch This" who quickly grabbed you and jumped out the window, phasing through it without breaking the glass.
Once outside, you turned towards Yuyako, who was clawing at the window, and suck your tongue out at her, before skipping away.
Koichi tried to sneak away but soon felt arms wrap around his waist, lifting him up off the floor.
"Koichi darling, you have a lot of explaining to do!" Yuyako smiled wickedly as she tightened her hold around him.
"We're so fucked!" added Echoes.
Koich:😱
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