Funny How Sugar Ain't Sweet Like Honey

Think Like A Host..Part 1

Scar POV:

Hosting was hard. Plain and simple..The guys make it look easier than it really is. I know your all like what but you said they giggle and fawn over every little thing their host does. True they do and I did. But I didn't realise that you actually have to plan what you do BEFORE you do it not just...do it off the top of your head..Like I originally thought......

How do I know this welll.....

FLASH BACK

When Tamaki announced that I was now a full fledged host about 20 girls from EACH guy had come to Kyoya asking for an appointment.And so far I was book all the way up till the day after tommorow...in the afternoon.

I walked and sat in front of the girls who were now blushing...from me looking at them..

"H-H-H-Hi Scar." One said turning my attention to her because she said my name. She had black hair and green eyes and pink lips. I smiled at her.

I nodded at her.

"Yeah Hi Scar." The two other girls said suddenly jelous of the black haired girl. I smiled at them.

"AWWWW"They couresed.

"Hey Scar do you think this scarf is cute?" Abrown haired brown eyed girl asked,suddenly pulling out a green sparkly scarf from somewhere unknown......

"Tche." Wad my reply then suddenly she started to tear up at...well I guess my lack of words. Uh-Oh.

FLASHBACK OVER.

And here we are and she's still teary eyed with a few tears spilling over. Then suddenly.....The flood gates broke and now she's full on crying her eyes out....

I sighed staring at her.

"Wahhhhh.." Great here we go...Now everyones staring at me staring at her... So really I guess their staring at both of us.

I sighed knowing that I'd have to shut her up..

"Please stop crying"I mumbled knowing full well that if I talked any louder my accent would show.

I looked at Haruhi and she nodded silently telling me to speak louder and calm her down. I nodded relunctanly. Lord help me because after this my poupularity will only go up.

"Love please calm down." I spoke louder so she could here me. She looked up. ( Guess his accent.)

"Jerk." she said.

"Sorry I wasn't thinking like a host love can you forgive me." I said turning my vibrant green eyes on her instantly making her melt.

"AHHH." She and the other girls squeled.. Oh no.

"Your accent is sooo cute!!!." Damnitt.

"Thank you and so are you three." The words rolling off my tounge sounding as if an angel spoke them.

That only made them scream louder.

I smirked as one fainted.

I got up and leaned down towards her.

"Are you alright my love." I said but thos time the host club looked at me as well as the other customers. and all they said was..

"YOU HAVE A BRITISH ACCENT." (If you thought his accent was british you were right but if you didn't guess it from all the 'loves' I put in their then u must be on a sugar high) ( I'm just as dum as can be when I'm on a sugar high.)

I laughed and winked at them.

hmmm Guess now I think liuke a host huh. but this may not be the last time I have to think like a host.

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song for this chapter- (this has nothing to do with the chapter I was listening to it while writing.

                                              I'm Awesome~

                                                                                   Spose.
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hoepe u like the chapter think like a host...part 1 *winks*

Love your writer for this book.

                                                              MisstressPhantomhive.