Funny How Sugar Ain't Sweet Like Honey

Take Me To Wonderland Why Don't You?

Scar Pov:

Two weeks, 1 hour, five minutes, twelve seconds, 3 nano seconds. That's how long Honey and Shiro have been exchanging glares at one another.

The two now sit on either side of me as I'm now being forced to host with Honey, Mori, and Shiro. Currently the only one I like is Mori.

But don't get me wrong at first it was cool to have two guys fighting for my affections so loudly and clearly, now I feel like an abused, long overused, tug-of-war rope.

"Places people we're beginning! " Tamaki shouted.

I sighed as I got into place around my area. Today we had a nice wonderland theme, and guess who got to play Alice?

Ten points for the smart person who guessed it was me!

I'm the hooked up version of innocent little Alice,  the uke yaoi version if you will.

The only way to honestly describe is Alois Trancy chic. I pretty much wore the blue version of his usual purple outfit.

My vest was white, while my jacket was bright blue along with my shorts. My dress shirt was white while my tie matched my jacket and shorts that were much to high for a boy as they reached around mid-thigh.  I wore white thigh high socks that went underneath the blue three inch knee high boots that matched every other blue thing on me.

My bangs were in my eyes that were blue thanks to the contact lenses that Tamaki had oh so graciously bought for me. My eyelashes were graced with liquid eyeliner and  fake eyelashes that were coated with enough mascara to make them look dark and natural. While my lips had a little bit of peach lip stainer on them to make them look pouty and sweet. On top if that was a thin layer if lip-gloss.

My cheeks were dusted with light pink blush to make me look innocent. I honestly had no doubt in my mind that if I blushed it would be like a neon sign.

All in all I looked like the ultimate uke. 'I wonder if some boys will show up. I mean I did catch a bit of male attention earlier thanks to the eyelashes and chapstick.'

I'd been wearing the fake eyelashes all day along with some chapstick to keep my lips soft.

Letting out a quiet sigh, I smiled as people began to file in.  And as soon as the guest saw me they ran over screaming "Yaoi!"

I ignored then however, in favor of the boys that ran in rights after them. The boys seemed to search for a bit before their eyes landed on me.

I swallowed ad the boys followed the girl's lead and flocked around me. Today would be hectic, as usual.

Fighting my way through the hoard of bodies, I found my way to the sofa and sat down, not even bothering to turn my head when a body flopped down beside me on both sides.

"Hi girls! And guys!" I greeted, a little bit if my English accent slipping through. Blushes were seen around me.

"Um, are you okay?" I asked shyly. "Do you have a temperature?" I played the innocent uke well in my opinion.

"No, we're f-fine." A girl stuttered. 

I forced myself to blush a bit making the pink tint ok my cheeks darker. I looked down shyly. "O-oh." I whipped my head back up. "I was just worried!" I put my right index finger and thumb against my mouth and forced my blush to become darker.

I could've sworn I heard a few girls scream "Uke!" but that could've been me hearing things.

"Are you guys wore interested in him, than us?" I heard Honey ask from my right.