《The Bottomless Pit: Bill Cipher x Reader》(on Hiatus)

"Not a triangle?" Chapter 001

Tad and y/n were standing in front of the seemingly bottomless pit,
"So floppy disk i need to jump into the
pit right?"
"Yes you do, but don't worry! You shouldn't break any bones it is prefectly safe!"
"Yea sure.. welp I should get going"
You grabbed your stuff holding it close.
"Seeya in a bit!"
After saying that you jumped backwards into the pit like a show-off
"Wohooo!"
You laughed a bit then it just felt like you were floating
"this is weirdly nostalgic"
You fell further down the void thinking about life all the important questions of the universe like how you could make the next cosplay from [insert tv show/anime here]
Soon enough you fell out of the pit and onto the hard ground "oww" as you got up you picked up your stuff the noticed a very normal man.
"Y/n it is me Tad Strange, that took longer than I expected"
"Yea I could have written a whole fanfiction within that time"
You rolled your eyes then took a look at your surroundings then gasped a little when you saw  the Mystery Shack
"Oh I rember that place! With the six packalope!"
You pointed at the Mystery Shack
"Six packa what?"
"It doesn't matter anyways didnt you say we gotta summon my other mentor or something whats his name? Bill Cipher? Yea them"
You started walking in a random direction
"Actually  its this way i- just follow me"
Tad would start walking  towards the statue of Bill  you of course would follow you both stoped once you got there
" its a dorito with a top hat"
"I swear these nick names are going to be the end of me.."
Floppy disk grumbled a bit
" yea yea so how do we summon him?"
" you just gotta shake his hand"
" thats it no candles or anything?"
"Yes thats it"
"Lame"
You sighed and shook the triangle's hand. Immediately after  a triangle shape appeared in the sky you looked at Tad for secound he was just watching casually as if this was normal. A man who seems to look like he's in his twentys that is blonde with an eyepatch shaped like triangle and an suit like outfit he was laughing like manic.

" well well well! Its been a while hasn't  it Gravity Falls? And of course Floppy Disk  its nice to see you too!"
Bill would say excitedly
" Its been one year Cipher.."
Tad would rub above his head
" really! Man this is exciting I have now here chance to take over the world!"
" actually you have to train the Axolotl's
kid Cipher"
" He has a kid?! Sense when?"
"I mean I am adopted "
You finally spoke up
" another thing judging by the statue aren't you supposed to be a triangle?"
" what do you mean i am a triangle"
Bill would summon a mirror
" well f*ck"
"BILL DONT SWEAR INFRONT
OF THE CHILD >:0"
Tad would cover your ears
"I mean i don't give a sh*t"
"Y/n!!:0"
Bill laughed a bit
" I like this kid anyways why do I have to train her?"
Bill would squint at Tad
" Well he did help bring you back to life this is the favor you owed him"
"Sounds boring"
" i know right! Like I thought this was going to be some kind of fun then I got this boring square!"
You would add flailing your arms out a bit
" Hey! I'm plenty fun!"
Tad cross his arms
" no actually your pretty bland if anything I'm not surprised that you would get picked for training someone"
Bill adds
"Rude"
You Tad and Bill kept quiet for a minute
"Soo... can I call you dorito seeing that you use to be a triangle."
"No"
"Too bad... dorito"
"She has a nickname for me too dont worry"
Tad would sigh sadly
" he's floppy disk"
You would point out
" what do you mean nickname? What else are you going to be calle-"
" enough jabbering let's get to the house"
Tad started walking away as you followed him you chated with Bill Cipher
" so I'm y/n its nice to meet someone who isn't boring!"
"Thank you? So your the Axolotl's kid? Whats that like?"
"Boring actually, so much studying
and tests"
You would sigh
  "But he's good at cooking that's a plus i suppose! But he's usually talking to someone answering questions of the universe... it gets lonely after awhile but I make due watching tv is a good to pass the time while not having to study...sorry! I started ranting a bit I dont usally get to talk about life at home, I mean school does exist over there but I was home schooled so I didn't really get to talk to other people my age.."
You laughed a bit before putting your hands behind your head
"Hmh..."
Bill just responded without much thought
After a bit they made it to what looks like an apartment building you scurried inside and tad showed you to your room before showing bill were his room. You unpacked all of your stuff set up your bed then jumped into it and hugs your [favorite plushie]  after that you fell asleep it had been along day.

< End of Chapter #001 >

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< author's note >

Thank you again for reading this chapter  it means a lot to me and I find it fun to make each chapter! I really hope you will keep reading. I am planing to the make a schedule sometime soon but before then I'm going to see in general how long  it takes for me to write each chapter.
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