The Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons

Don't you fry-pan him

"Well, you're a man, right?" Rapunzel asked and I stared at her, what was her point?! But I also felt kind of happy that she thought I was a man, not a boy.

"Last time I checked, yeah. What does that have to do with anything?" I muttered feeling offended. What is wrong with you? What was that even supposed to mean?! This was even worse then when the other guardians calls me an kid. At least they don't propose that I need to be fixed or some shit like that.

"So, what's wrong with your teeth?" she asked and I stared at her again. The moon had chosen an crazy girl to save the kids. She has to be insane or something. Maybe that's why she is locked in a tower in the middle of nowhere.

"There is nothing wrong with my teeth! They might be brighter than most, but that doesn't mean there is something wrong with them!" I called out and she flinched. She walked aside and pointed on a painted face on the ground.

"Mother says that men have pointy teeth that they use to harm others." she said and I looked closer at the painting. There was no talent in it but I could see sharp teeth in the man's mouth.

"Haven't you met a man before?"

"Well... not really. I have never even left this tower so I don't meet a lot of people." she said and my jaw dropped. She had never met a man because she had never been outside. Why was that?

"Okay. Do you ever want to go out?" I asked and she nodded slowly. "If you come with me on this quest, I promise that you will get to see a bunch of new places. But you have to let me go first."

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After about half an hour, I finally got Rapunzel to let me go, felt nice to get out of her hair... literally get out of her hair.

"So, Punzie. Where is your mother?" I asked her and she gave me a sour look.

"Do not call me that, you... you walking snowman. Anyways, she is meeting an old friend who she hadn't met since before I was even born." she said and I smiled.

"First of all, Punzie. I'm not a snowman. But I have to ask, couldn't her friend be your father?" I asked and she chuckled.

"My father?" she asked and I nodded. "I don't even know if I have a father." she said and I smiled.

"In order for anyone to be born, there needs to be a man and a woman in the first place." I said and she gave me a quizzed look.

"How are people made anyways?" she asked and I felt my entire face go red. She didn't know how babies were made, I don't want to be the one telling her! Luckily, we were abrupted by some black thing outside of the tower and a scrawny boy falling inside. He stood up while Rapunzel seemed ready to fight him with her frying pan. I ran in between with one hand against Rapunzel's shoulder and the other one on the guys chest.

"Stay calm." I said to the guy and he nodded quickly as he stared at Rapunzel with fear in his eyes. "Rapunzel, put the frying pan down." I said and she looked just as scared as Hiccup did. I recognized him from the hologram, he was with us so I can't just let him get fry-panned.

"What if he is bad?!" she yelled and I saw Hiccup reach for a shield in the corner of my eye.

"Don't. You just startled her, that's all." I said and he chuckled humorlessly.

"I startled her?! She is threatening me with a frying pan!" he yelled and I sighed.

"You came flying through her window, yes you startled her. Just stand down." I said and he stared at me for a while before nodding slowly. I turned back to Rapunzel, who was still standing with the frying pan ready. "Hiccup, smile." I said when I remembered the whole teeth thing.

"What?!" he exclaimed and I sighed before noticing another movement. This time from neither of them. A girl in a green-ish blue dress and bright red hair was standing in the middle of the room with a sour look on her face. She noticed the three of us and was about to say something, but I got to it first.

"Stay out of it red!" I looked back at the others with a sigh. "Rapunzel, don't you fry-pan him. Hiccup. If you don't want her to fry-pan you, do what I say and smile." 

"Fine." he muttered before forcing a smile.

"See, his teeth aren't pointy at all. Now put down the pan." I said and Rapunzel nodded slowly while lowering the frying pan.

"Who are you gommy people... Is that a dragon?!"