first day of school is hard, but the week before school is more stressful. Imagine: going back to school and not seeing your friends or people judging you because you "changed"
well here's that story were these losers actually change,literally. lets start this story a week ago:
"7a.m waking up in the morning" sang Luke's phone, he stopped the singing on it. "Luke, sweety come here" chirped Liz, his mom.
he quickly changed into his 'pizza is my spirit animal' shirt and stomped down stair's "what now mum" he groaned.
she glared at him, "oh I just wanted to say Hi, Hi" she said gleefully "mum~" he saying anoyed
"sweety eat your food,were going back to school shopping!" she said smiling ear to ear "bot I dunt like shupping" Luke said while chewing. "okay then we won't go to toptropic then" she whisteld "what's that?" he said lost " that emo store lukey" she said raising a brow. he face palmed himself.
~~~~~~~~TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY E-HARMONY ~~~~~~~~~~~
bald Asshole: you know what fuck you sir
tree man: um Michael, this is Luke...wtf
bald Asshole: oh hey.....
tree man: Hi......
creepy Asian guy: WAZZUP!!
bald Asshole: ewww Calvin is here
creepy Asian guy: shut up shrek
tree man: does this make you fionna
kangaroo: Nooo, I wanna fionna
bald Asshole: ew no I'm only gay fo Austin
kangaroo: motherfucker no, he's mine!!
creepy Asian guy: Nah he's mine fuckers
tree man: guise staph saiyan bud wurds, meh mom guing to chack thus
creepy Asian guy: idgaf
tree man: ;-; rude
Luke smiled as he texted the guys." Luke can you atleast pretend your listening" Liz said. "what was that mum" Luke said grinning. " I just saw Jennifer Lawrence here" she said "REALLY WHERE. JENNY JENNY MARRY MEH" Luke screamed. " Luke shut up, she's not here jeez" Liz said groaning.
"go look for clothes at your wierd place" she said
"okay" he said running off faster than the speed of light (a/n: yagami no? okay)
tree man: guise I'm at hottopic!!1!!!11
creepy Asian guy: OMG ME TOOO
kangaroo: OMG REALLY!!!! ME 2 GUYS
bald Asshole: I'm at Starbucks
creepy Asian guy: Boo you whore
bald Asshole: that's by hottopic
bald Asshole: wait what?!?!!? calcium how dare you call me a whore, you fried chicken noddle
tree man: Hehehe
creepy Asian guy: ewww I just saw Luke
bald Asshole: Luke stop sending cantoloup noodes
kangaroo: wait Luke why are you in the my little pony shirt thinger ma jigger?
tree man: THAT'S NOT ME!!
bald Asshole: ha I just saw centipede in the restroom
creepy Asian guy: wait ew your creepy
kangaroo: guise lets meet in the minecraft section
bald Asshole: why the minecraft section?
kangaroo: cuz I said so *z snap*
creepy Asian guy: sassy ashy me likey ;)
treeman: gay af
they all stumbled to the minecraft section as Ashton had said.
"GUYS HI!!!!" Luke said as he spotted Calum and Michael. "ew its Luke again" Michael said as he walked over
" I love you too Michael" Luke said "dude you forgot 'no homo' " Calum said "yes homo" Luke whispered creepyly
"oh......I'VE SPOTTED A WILD ASHTON!!" Michael screamed as he saw Ashton walk over "moo, ima cow" Ashton said. "I like cows" Calum said
"and you eat dogs" Luke added. Calum scolded at him. "wanna have a guys day out?" Michael said "uh okay I guess" Luke said. the others agreeed too.
"oh yeah next week were going to school" Michael groaned "don't remind me" Calum said.
A/n: whoop whoop
yar what ya think mateys?
Vote? no? okay *sobbs in corner*
oh yeah love you guise *waves hand like model* *falls down stairs*
-your mom
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