A/N this just proves how much spare time I have on my hands
'Right, nobody look at screens.' Texted Sirius Black.
It was a cold rainy day outside Grimmauld Place and the Order were in a meeting, although Sirius and Remus where only pretending to listen. Really, they were playing Among Us.
"- I have a hunch." finished Dumbledore. "Any questions?"
Nobody answered
"Sirius, Remus, I would like you to help me upstairs, I think there may be a grindylow in the toilet on the third floor." Said Molly as she looked up from the form she was signing, the one that allowed Ron, the twins and Ginny to go to Hogsmead.
"Uh huh, sure." Came the reply of Remus, as he changed his colour to brown and gave himself a Mohawk.
Then, they heard the familiar noise of someone joining the game.
Sirius and Remus looked at each other, and turned down the sound immediately before anyone noticed.
They looked at their screens, it was a red guy with a witch's hat.
They were confused. The game was on private and nobody apart from themselves, or so they thought, knew that they each had among us downloaded onto their enchanted mirrors. Then, they looked at the comments.
ITS ME, HARRY :)
AHA HI, ITS ME AND MOONY
WERE IN AN ORDER MEETING
AND WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY R TALKING ABOUT
OH WELL. LETS PLAY.
So they started. It was the Skeld map.
They were running around, Sirius had ran to admin, and was scanning his key card, whereas Remus was in navigation.
Then, reactor meltdown warning came up and they each raced towards, where they saw harry, getting ready one side, waiting for the other to help. He twitched, as though hesitating, and murdered Remus,
"NOOOOO REMUS! HOW COULD YOU HARRY!?"
The the whole of the order looked up at the two, and from the room second down the hall, they could here laughter. Harry's laughter.
"HARRY YOU MURDERED ME! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?" shouted Remus, hot tears pouring down his face.
"NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE HARRY! YOU'VE MADE POOR MOONYKINS HERE CRY!"
But that only earned him more laughter. Harry opened up the door, and collapsed over the table that the order where sitting around.
"What is this childish behavior?" glared Professor McGonagall.
"AHAHAHA we AHAHA were playing BWAHAHAHAHA a game prof- MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA -essor." he spat out whilst laughing like a maniac.
"This...DEVIL murdered Remus, Minnie, please punish him."
"Is this true, Mr Potter? Have you indeed killed Mr Lupin?" Said Dumbledore, his eyes twinkling over his half-moon spectacles.
"YES AND I WONNNNN I AM THE CHAAAMPIOOOON NOO ROOM FOR LOOOOSERS 'CAUSE I AM THE CHAAAAAMPIOOOOON OF THE WOOOORLD!" Shouted harry as he conjured up a crown and stood on the table.
"Anyone else want to challenge the great and powerful Harry Potter?" he roared.
The order looked most unnerved and confused.