Gamers. I am not talking about the people who just sit and play games I am talking about people who have the power of a gamer they gain stats, skills, powers, etc. but someone has decided that their needs to be a counter balance to this. Most if no...
Addvon: Guess I will start of with the Badlands Werewolf. It should be the quickest and I am kinda curious about the badlands Werewolf aren't they supposed to be in a forest or something?
AI: Dungeon Selected opening portal in window.
Suddenly the window had turned into a portal blowing in sand all over the room.
Addvon:...AI tell me we have something to clean all of this up while I am gone.
AI: Will deploy cleaning crew once you have gone through the portal.
Addvon: God I don't want to be sleeping in sand. *Walks through the portal*
AI:Deploying "All Terrain" Cleaning crew.
Suddenly a few small holes open up on the walls and these start to come out of the walls.
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(Ya fucking Roombas)
They just start fucking going around the room picking up sand and fucking bumping into each other. Takes them 5 mins to pick up all the sand.
AI: Cleaning complete sending cleaning crew back.
All of the Roombas then start to go back into the holes they came out of.
POV: Addvon Location: Badlands Werewolf Dungeon
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(The "Badlands" just imagine that the X part of the sign says Badlands)
Addvon: You know when I think of Badlands I think the fucking multi colored hill bullshit like in Minecraft. No a fucking place called Badlands and it being what looks like a god damn post apocalyptic desert!