Campaign 1: Episode: 4

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The group geared up and headed towards the cave in near the city. They got to the entrance and stared into the dark cave. Together they quietly discussed a plan of attack. They were about to rush it when they heard a familiar voice.

"Friends!" Bonk yelled while running at them, tripping over his great axe.

"What the fuck are you doing here?" Zanithar asked angrily. Ulrich out a hand on his shoulder.

"Hold on I have an idea." He knelt down to Bonk. "Ok you're going to be bait."

"Bait?" He asked tilting his head. Ulrich lifted him from under his arms.

"Yeah, you got it." He said as he threw Bonk into the Wyrm's cave. He got up and shook off some of the dirt from his shirt. He looked around and saw two large, evil eyes staring back at him. He yelled and ran back to his friends as the large beast chased him out. Everyone began to run as fast as they could. Bonk leapt up onto Zanithar's shoulders but was thrown off.

"Get off, you're bait." He said, turning around a firing a cannon ball at the Wyrm. He it it in the eye, causing it to recoil and roar. The group turned around at the sound and saw a large beam of light hit Ulrich from the skies. He leapt into the air and with a mighty swing of his sword, cut the head of the Wyrm off. It fell to the ground with a thunderous crash. Zanithar aoproached the head of the Wyrm and.picked it up. Everyone celebrated on the way to the tavern. As they awaited the stranger, they had rounds of drinks while the night was young. Bonk simply had some juice, while Klepto had a glass of milk. Ulrich had water and Zanithar didn't get anything. He stared into the eyes of the beheaded beast. He turned it around, wiped some of its blood onto his finger and wiped it on his helmet as a tally mark. The door burst open on the contact was standing there. Klepto presented the head and explained what happened. They were given a generous amount of gold and that was that.

The party walked outside of the city and a cart was waiting for them. They got in, Klepto driving and Zanithar next to him. Bonk and Ulrich sat in the back. Now for the next part of their quest, the 3 obsidian shards.

On their way, the horses were startled by something in the woods, the party got out to investigate, and notice a clearing in the woods. In the clearing was a tall pedestal, made of poisonous  vines, covered in thorns. On top, was a large sword. Upon seeing the powerful weapon, Bonk was estatic. He quickly ran over, and climbed up the vines, despite the warnings from his friends that he'd be hurt. Once he reached the top, he griped the large sword. He lifted it up and a large shockwave occured, knowing away the vines and pushing his friends. Bonk looked at the sword and saw the vines that were blown away retract into the blade if the great sword and come out of the guard, attaching to his arm. He shrieked and tried to throw it away to no avail. It was perminantly attached to his arm. He screamed to his friends and cried.

"That's a you problem." Kelpto said turning to walk back to the cart. Bonk walked up to Zanithar who kicked him away and continued walking. Sadly, Bonk returned to the cart.

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