Every day, Robert Pattinson receives a love letter. By letter 100, he is determined to seek out his admirer and confess his love. His love for this admirer grows and he knows he is destined to be theirs. Romance, passion, tension, lust. Read "Dear R...
Letter 10: Dear Robert , I rewatched twilight last night. I think you should break up with Kristin Stewart. You could do so much better. She is going to break your heart Rob...and I...can heal it. xoxo ~your secret admirer
Rob's Diary: Dear Diary, last night I had an amazing idea. I went to park city and bought a toddler Batman costume. I drove right home to try it on and to my surprise, it didn't fit. I wore it anyways because it shows off my voluptuous curves. I ran down the street yelling "I'm Batman," and was startled when I ran into a beautiful woman. She looked me up and down. "Would you like to see my wand,"I asked. "It's magical." She smirked and nodded. I reached in my pocket and pulled out the wand I used on the set of Harry Potter. The woman hit me with her purse and ran off. I don't know what she was expecting. Until tomorrow, Robert.
I closed my diary, still in my toddler Batman costume because I can't get out. I went down into the garage where I stole the bat mobile from set. Since I was already in uniform, I decided to take it for a spin. When I got back home I decided to make dinner but I didn't have any food in my house so I decided to go hunting. I called up James Phelps and asked him if he wanted to go hunting with me. "That sounds excellent Rob. I need to hunt for BBQ EVENING." "Will there be waffles," I inquired. "Yes of course," James said while licking his lips.
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