Donald's Point of View:
I sat on my golden toilet, pooping as I wrote my next letter. As I was writing, I realized I didn't have and toilet paper and so my only option was to use the letter. I realized the letter was now covered in poop and I knew I couldn't flush it so I put it in the envelope...I hope Robert doesn't mind.
I saw him on the news the other day running around the city in a Batman costume. Oh if only I could be the one to see his magical wand...
Robert's Point of View:
I went to check the mail and when I opened the mailbox I smelled something delicious. I took the mail inside and opened it. At the bottom was another letter with a red sticker sealing it closed. This was the 20th letter I had received from my admirer and they always made my day. When I opened the letter, I saw it was covered in chocolate. I ran my tongue over the dark, smooth substance. I don't know what kind of chocolate it was but it was really good. That was the first time I've eaten since BBQ EVENING.
Dear Robert,
I hope you took my advice about Kristin Stewart. I don't want to see my snicker doodle get hurt again. Be smart Robert.
xoxo ~your secret admirer
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Dear Robert xoxo ~Donald
RomanceEvery day, Robert Pattinson receives a love letter. By letter 100, he is determined to seek out his admirer and confess his love. His love for this admirer grows and he knows he is destined to be theirs. Romance, passion, tension, lust. Read "Dear R...
