When EXO catches you naked
Suho: Ah shi- Im so sorry! *covers his eyes and bangs his head on the wall out the door*
Kris: Hm.... Much more sexier than I fantasized.. *begins taking off his clothes*.
Chen: Awh thanks a lot, now I have a boner. There's only one way to make it go away... *walks toward you*.
Xiumin: Omo, are those baozis on your chest? I want some!
Tao: Guess I'm gonna have to use my wushu stick today. *smirks*
Kai: Well if that's what you want! *strips his clothes and jumps you*
D.O: D__O Uhm oh my go- I can't belie- I didn't kn- BOOBS.
Sehun: *walks straight past you and ignores you* it's not even Luhan...
Chanyeol: I heard you enjoy roller coasters.. *licks his lips and smirks* Wanna ride one?
Lay: OH DEAR UNICORNS! PLEASE FORGIVE ME I DID NOT MEAN TO SEE THIS! *drops on the floor and begins bawling* FORGIVE ME! I PROMISE I LOVE PEOPLE AND NATURE! OH MY OH MY OH MY. *suddenly stands up and turns toward you slowly* But I can sometimes break the rules...
Baekhyun: *looks down* someone got excited.
Luhan: uh.
You: *quickly cover your body* Stop looking!
Luhan: OMG! What are you talking about? Don't worry it's only us girls here!
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Well this one was perverted...
IF YOU DID NOT GET SOME OF THE JOKES PLEASE TELL ME SO THAT YOU DON'T FEEL LEFT OUT.
