If EXO got drunk at a club
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Tao: Shhh I must be quiet and invisible to the crowd they must not see me or hear me at all times. Shhhhh.
*Speaking into a microphone*
Baekhyun: Let's go home and have some fun ChanYeol! ChanYeol? CHANYEOL WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME?! *Begins crying on the floor* Oh no! My eyeliner is smudging! YEOLLIE YOU MUST ANSWER ME! *Screaming at a pole*
Suho: When I *hic* shake my head you must stay still okay? I'm about to shake head! 1...2...3! *Shakes head* YAH! Why did you move?! I SAID STAY STILL! *Getting mad at his hair*
Kai: [Not in the club anymore. Got arrested for public nudity.]
Kris: Look at this artwork! It so gorgeous! The details of the piece makes me want to cry! *Pointing at the shape of his spilled drink*
Chanyeol: What is that? It's so cute. It looks so squishy! I'm gonna go squish it! *Begins squishing D.O*
Chen: What is this? What are the five wiggling things doing? Why are they moving? Tell me what us this kind of sorcery?!
Bartender: Sir, that is called your hand.
Lay: OH MY GOSH DID YOU SEE THAT?! IT WAS SO MAJESTIC!!
Everyone: What was it?
Lay: It was my unicorn! *Begins humming to himself while walking with his eyes closed*
Sehun: Luhan you are my one and only. My universe. You're the one that makes my heart beat.
Girl: What? My name is not Luhan it's-
Sehun: Move bish *Pushes her* How dare you tricking me into thinking you were Luhan! There's Luhan! *Goes to a painting of a deer*
Luhan: Sehun? Where *hic* are you?
Man: Hey there lady. Wanna dance?
Luhan: Me? A lady?
..............
Why not!
Xuimin: Omo! Look at that baozi! I must eat it! *Talking to a mirror*
D.O: [Trying to bail Kai out of jail]
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Was that funny?
Sorry for doing another scenario!
It's just they are much easier and gunner to do for me! I'll try writing another Imagine!
Okay?