Arrow through the Heart

2: Dave Strider

Well that was an interesting encounter. You were just riding your skateboard away from your place cause like- 

Ya know what! You're not going to get way too into it. Let's just say you were just tired of being inside that crusty-dusty apartment and wanted some fresh air. Yeah. Sounds so much more better.

You finally met the *all caps*  fucker. God he's so short...and loud. Thought this guy would be so much taller then you, but of course. You're wrong. He kept yelling for some reason too. Was he being ironic or was he for real? You kept making assumptions and trying to figure this guy out, while he was yelling out you, while your cool guy mode was responding back to him ironically. Then he suddenly left. Weird, but you shrugged it off and decided to walk the rest of the way. You sound like you're planning on going some where. Well ya ain't. You just went for a decent ride around the place, then it became a walk cause you were too afraid of running over someone again. Ironically speaking that is.

A few minutes passed and you were still thinking about that weird ass incident, but of course. As bad as Egbert's timing is he was suddenly pestering you. You whipped out you're phone or PDA. Whatever you wanna call it and stopped your walk by taking a load off on a near by bench. 

{ectoBiologist is pestering turntechGodhead}

EB: dave! 

EB: .....

EB: dave? you there?

TG: of course i'm here egbert

TG: what do you want?

EB: just wanted to tell you that I'm gonna be able to visit you soon!!

TG: john

TG: you have fuckin windy ass powers

TG: you can literally visit me any time without warning 

EG: I know, but I just wanted to let you know before I make you squeal *ironically* like a girl again heheh

TG: john maybe you shouldn't come over

EB: why?

TG: cause if you do

TG: you're gonna just leave with a black eye and few missing teeth

EB: Ah! no!

EB: dave I was just kidding!! please don't do that

TG: whatever

TG: well you can come over, but I'm out right now

EB: oh? where are you then? maybe I can hang out with you from there

TG: I'm just on a bench

EB: where?

TG: outside

EB: .....

EB: >:B stop being a smartass dave

EB: well. wherever you are i'mma find you

EB: see you later, dove!

TG: the fuck did you call me?!?

{ectoBiologist has logged off}

TG: you're so fucking dead egbert

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Fucking asshole. You aren't sure if you're the insufferable prick or if he is. Whatever it doesn't matter. You put you phone back into your pocket as you stood your ass up and off of the bench. You're kinda sick of walking now. Mood levels went dead straight down. Now you're heading back to your apartment where you have to face Bro. Goddammit. You thought you weren't gonna have to face him again. You really hope he's not in his strifing mood right now cause you're not gonna be able to control yourself from slicing that ironic asshole to pieces. Well you can't cause he's just too damn sick to even land a scratch on. Well it doesn't matter. Let's just head on back to the apartment .