Garbage Breath (OHSHC x Fruits Basket)

Chapter One: A Cookie Bandit

"Haida! Get down or we're going to be late!"

The boy laying vicariously on top of one pillar of the school showed no reaction. He was asleep.

"Sheesh! You'd totally flunk out of school if I wasn't around! It's literally the first day!" Taking off a shoe the boy on the ground tossed it into the air hitting the other and giving him a rude awakening.

"Ouch." Haida grumbled as he sat up rubbing the spot that the shoe had hit him. He yawned stretching his arms above his head still sleepy. "That's not very nice." He responded hopping off the pillar and landing seamlessly on his feet.  "You're supposed to wake up sleeping beauty with a kiss." He snickered puckering his lips at his friend in a teasing manner.

"Excuse me for not wanting you to be late to class. It's the first day!" The other huffed angrily raising an eyebrow when he noticed that his shoe wasn't with Haida. "Where's my shoe?" He questioned.

Haida raised an eyebrow and smirked in response. "Probably where you threw it." He said looking up suggestively.

"Why didn't you bring it down with you?!"

"You didn't ask me to." Haida shrugged.

"Well could you get it down for me?!"

"Nah. I'm late for class." Haida  laughed mischievously turning on his heel to head into the school, hands in his pockets.

"Haida wait! I can't climb! Get back here! I can't go to class with only one shoe!" His friend, Shoyo, called desperately but Haida kept walking.

Class 1-A. Heck the bell hadn't even rung yet, Haida had no clue what Shoyo was freaking out about. Just as he stepped through the door the bell rung. Oh. Right on time.

He surveyed the seating plan looking for the last name 'Sohma', once he located it he moseyed his way to his seat plopping down and leaning back tiredly. He really wished he could have continued his nap.. he was tired. His nocturnal spirit hated being awake during the day.

He couldn't help noticing the trio that sat down in front of him; they were chatting like friends. He couldn't help himself from eavesdropping in on the conversation, he was nosy.

"D'awe Haruhi you're adorable!"

"Shut up guys. All I did was jot down some notes for you two. Karou you've been falling behind in this class.. I wanted to help."

"You shouldn't worry about me so much! But yep it helped a lot. It made much more sense the way you explained it."

"Yeah! I'll worry about him! You shouldn't bother your pretty little head with us." One twin, the not-Karou-one, said playfully ruffling the brunets hair who grumbled as he patted it back down.

Definitely friends. Close ones at that. Haida was weirdly intrigued by them. But what was even more intriguing.. the posse of chicks goggling them from a few seats down. Sure they were attractive but those girls were looking at them as if they were celebrities.

Perhaps they were. What did Haida know. This was an elite school, after all. He could see celebrities attending it. With the question on his mind.. he stood up leaned forward over his desk to get closer to the three. "So.. are you guys like celebs or something? If so.. could I get an autograph?" He smirked.

The two twins looked surprised but the brunet was startled jumping in his seat to swivel around and look at him. "W-What?" The brunet spluttered still a little freaked out.

"What makes you~" One started.

"~say that?" The other twin finished.

"Cause you have a gang of fan girls." Haida said pointing at the girls. "I've never met a famous person before.." He sighed dreamily.